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[tedmeister]

You know, they say that people loose weight after college because there is no more dining hall food. This is not true. College grads loose weight because they have dirty thief roommates like my sister and her athlete-eats-everything-in-sight friend. Ever since move in day there has been a cycle of my malnourishment that goes something like this

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[restlesschild]

I say this knowing that you know that I a fairly nice person:

Homicide is the only reasonable response to this travesty.