Bad News Teasers

[teechers_pet]

This morning I'm watching the news and right before the commercial break the reporter says "A west Michigan town is on a water advisory due to an e. coli breakout.  Find out where, right after this."

Ha ha ha, what a thing to have a teaser about!  Um yeah, Stephen and I are sitting her drinking our coffee looking at each other.  Guffaw!

So let's

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[bumblebeez]

About 48 rats from a local rabies testing facility were released after a break-in last night. Authorities are concerned about three neighborhoods in particular. Is your child's school bus stop going to be safe? Stay tuned to find out!

[teechers_pet]

LOL! Priceless!

[bumblebeez]

bwahaha, what a fun entry! :)

[yaymatt]

HUGE SNOW COMING DOWN ALONG WITH THE APOCOLAPYSE weather report sponsored by your local grocery chain, who recommends you go there right now and buy all the bread and milk they have in stock in a senseless panic.

[teechers_pet]

Guffaw!

[motherphoenix]

I don't have any to add at the moment (too freaking early to nudge the brain cells) but I always get a kick outta that stuff too!

[teechers_pet]

ROFL! Your icon is hilarious! Can I lovingly borrow it?

[motherphoenix]

yes...I lovingly borrowed it from someone else so have at it!

[gloriajean]

.... hey wait a minute ! what west michigan town has e. coli ?!?! LOL i just made coffee !

[teechers_pet]

Allegan! We're good to go!

[gloriajean]

oh good lol i'd hate to have e.coli coffee that would really just ruin my day

[sir_bissel]

(during a movie at 8:30 p.m.) We'll go into the details about the nuclear meltdown at 8:00 p.m. during our 11 o'clock newscast! And now, back to "Radioactive Zombie Warlords from Kalamazoo!""