Jack Can Suck My Johnson...... if I had one.

[teechers_pet]

I suck at updating.  I wish I did it more often.  There's a lot of stuff going on.  I think we may have a puppy.  I don't know.  I haven't updated about it because I'm still in denial.

I have this stupid Jack Johnson song in my head.  I get so sick of listening to Jack Johnson every effing day.  UGHHHH!

Comments

[sarakenobi]

i hate jack johnson because he was the favorite of one of my friend who that almost destroyed my friend's marriage. lol TMI?

[teechers_pet]

Good reason to be a hater!

[forever_polish]

Which Jack Johnson song is it?

LOL at being in denial about the puppy. I can just imagine:

YOU: Stephen, what is this hairy thing that just peed on our kitchen floor?
STEPHEN: Uh, it's the puppy we got three weeks ago.
YOU: We didn't get a puppy three weeks ago.
STEPHEN: Um, yes we did.
YOU: Uh, no we didn't. There is no puppy in this kitchen.
STEPHEN: Yes there is, and as you just noted, he clearly just peed on the kitchen floor.
YOU: No, that hairy thing must be a tumbleweed.
STEPHEN: Rheta, tumbleweeds don't pee on kitchen floors.
YOU: I know! Someone broke into our house, peed on the floor, and then left!
STEPHEN: Look dear, just accept it, we have a dog.
YOU: Nooooooooooooooooo!

[teechers_pet]

ROFL!

You should write sitcoms.

[emeraldetoile]

I just had this image: In lieu of an ostrich in your icon, a puppy, but with Charlie bobbing along gleefully on his/her head.

Jack Johnson and his bubble toes bore me.

[teechers_pet]

Ha ha ha

Bubble toes?

[silentcivilian]

Makin' banana pancakes, pretend like it's the weekend now ....

We can pretend it all the time.

[teechers_pet]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[springdaisyk]

Ooh puppy sounds exciting! (Though a lot of hard work)

Jack Johnson can get very wearisome after a while.