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[teeheepenis]

I think I should note that I will be taking care of Naruto's body for the time being.

I found it lying a couple of feet away from his dorm. It was only right that I... checked him over to make sure everything was in shape ♥

Would anybody like to come over and play dress-up? ♥ He makes a wonderful mannequin

Comments

[uchihatensai]

I have a better idea for what can be done with his body. Bring it to the men's college dorms, please. I will compensate you for the trouble.

[teeheepenis]

Hmmm... Depends on what you mean by 'compensate'

[uchihatensai]

Name your price.

[teeheepenis]

1000 dollars in Avorian currency and a cup of coffee if you have one.

[zeroto666]

...WHAT HAPPENED TO NARUTO!?

[teeheepenis]

Well since Naruto switched places with a tree, his real body has been reverted to a sort of comatic state. Sort of like a living doll. It's quite fun, actually ♥

[zeroto666]

I'm afraid to ask now but what are you doing to him Sai?

[teeheepenis]

Nothing.

...Now, anyways.

[fratri_cide]

...

I'm going to take Naruto's body back to the dorm with me. You're not going to do anything to get in my way. This isn't debatable.

[[Sasuke hates you so much.]]

[teeheepenis]

How about 'No' :)

[[My icon says otherwise!]]

[fratri_cide]

It's not something you get to decide.

[[[*SNORT* XDDDD]]]

[teeheepenis]

Actually, it is!

I'm the one with the body ♥

[shadow_deer]

Honestly Sai, you should return him to his dorm.

Plus, you do realize that when this ends he'll probably hate you even more if you don't, right? Even with all the strange things that happen here, they always seem to subside after time.

[teeheepenis]

Subside?

Well, I suppose I could take extra precautions and tie up his body. Just in case he does return to it sometime soon ♥