;_;

[teen_issue_182]

I'm sorry my little sea monkeys. You had a good life.. for about 2 weeks... until the mouse ate your sea monkey food and i cbf to buy anymore >_<

To the 2 of you that survived, I hope you enjoyed your ride down my merry toilet... next to the carcasses of your dead kin ;_;

I ACTUALLY feel rather bad for letting them starve to death :-P

But I shall

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[meeganness]

;__;

poor little sea monkeys

[flyingman]

I gave you HEAPS of awesome high-fives while i was drunk ;__;

it was just that particular one where YOU moved your hand, motherfucker =P

cli...are you trying to say, clitoris? AHA.

Awesome <3

[jamesplayguitar]

An awesome night! Also, i totally made my overt act =P

[iplayun4getable]

dude i wasted like 20$ on those goddamn sea monkeys and you killed them!

and where the fuck is my birthday present?

[___swollen]

murderer. ;_;

and i was thirsty!!