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[teenage_harlet]

Dear California,
Welcome to Illinois.
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
At least I don't want to be a cop, I have enough people essentially hurling cocks at me (I'm a stud).
.xoxo.

Comments

[crimemachine]

holy shit that made my day
there must be something seriously wrong with him
if I had a penis, I wouldn't chop it off for a million bucks!

[teenage_harlet]

seriously! if i had one, it would be attached. all the time.