Kelly's not mad at me and this really fat chick was trying to hit on sleezy dan and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Yesterday was okay, then sucked ass. Went on a drinking mission after work with dan and curt. Finally got my 32 of miller high life and we went to the fun fort with clay and faith. Clay kept half falling asleep with a 40 of olde e. Went back downtown. Cried for about 5 minutes because I thought Kelly hated me. I'm still not sure if she's mad at me ( Read more... )

My ass is buying a car! ... if my uncle decides not to be a prick...

(_) never have been drunk ( Read more... )

New hours at work- 11:30 to 4
New pay- $7.50

I found out some juicy gossip yesterday at work!!! (I was waay stoked about it) I think that the boss's daughters boyfriend is cheating on her WA WA WA. I also think that Sarah is in love with Paco but I think Paco has a girlfriend but kinda likes sarah. WOOHOO. and I still havent figured out why they all call Paco really weird names like Skip.... ( Read more... )

I WON THE GAUGING WAR!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA, yaaa so now my ears are up to a 10, woot, and yaa... thats about it.

The state of the soccer world this year makes me want to go shoot myself. My two favorite english teams- arsenal and manchester united- are playing eachother in the semi-finals which upsets me even though I'm favoring Arsenal this year because they're doing pretty bad ass, my scottish team is actually doing pretty good :), but the irish team is ( Read more... )

Stupid Depo turned me into a stupid girl. I'm at the part in Jerry Maguire where they think that Cuba's character is dead or something and I almost started crying. THIS is why I hate birth control. Mother fucking hormones!

So my first day at work was fun. Met all the people, including a few that aren't so nice apparently. Work was pretty easy and amusing. The store manager was joking around with me and Paco about shooting shrooms, 'twas the ha has. I've met her before, she's the ha has too. I now work 10:30-4 mondays to thursdays. And if my kittie's nice to me I ( Read more... )