Here is a summary:
I have paint in my hair.
My arms are tired.
My back hurts.
I made forty five dollars last night.
I watched almost all of Broken Flowers.
I may have to stay home tonight.
I may be able to go out tonight.
I may have to turn 21 by 8pm tonight.

The end.

You know how in A Christmas Carol the ghosts take Scrooge back and show him his past Christmases and you can see why he became how he was? I wish I had a ghost who would do that for me. Because probably I've forgotten all those moments.

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

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POP QUIZ!

When my brother came into the bonus room and saw me sitting on the couch he

A) Asked what I was doing
B) Mumbled good morning
C) Asked where my mom was
D) [After having no contact with me for at least twenty four hours and having absolutely no provocation besides that I looked at him] Flipped me off.

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I think livejournal makes life seem more dramatic. Expand on this idea in five paragraph essay form.

Alternate topics:
-Google (or the internet in general) has raised the public's level of intelligence.
-We would all be better off if we were floating brains.

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