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[teenjesus]

i had today off and i went to the mall. peter wasn't home, and i was too lazy to call anyone else, so i just went on my own. i wanted to see if there were any post-christmas CD sales (which there were, btw, \m/ dead kennedys \m/), and hang out for a bit. dad's been in a mood (he always gets in one after mom visits, even if he doesn't have to

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[thecultnextdoor]

you have outdone yourself.

[teenjesus]

heh, thankyou. it's just my life, eh, it is kind of funny at times.

[ihavemeaning]

Jesus! I thought you'd gone forever! I am SO HAPPY to see you back. xoxo your favorite girl fan.

[teenjesus]

hey, thankyou! i didn't go far, i just had a killer semester! but this term i am going to a) concentrate on getting into judas's band, b) maybe get a girlfriend (i wonder if MM will still talk to me when the cat is out of the bag that i am still boring and straight), and c) write more in my journal!

[mst3k_80]

Damn, dude, I hope this doesn't ruin your chance with Mary. And a few days after your birthday too...bummer.

[teenjesus]

once i thought about it i realized it was no big. it'll blow over, like that whole 'what would jesus do?' thing. man, you want to talk about pressure! everything i did was suddenly possibly going to affect the daily decisions of some dude from missouri or something.

what would jesus do? i just wanted to rent a movie and order some pizza!

[dysphasia]

Chicks really like sexually ambiguous guys. I'd ride on the gay-train for a while, Jesus, and then, once she starts asking to braid your hair and stuff, you could tell her you're straight... but, you kind of have to be smart about the way you bring it up. Cause, some girl's might think you were trying to deceive them or something. Mary seems like the type of girl that would be OK with it though!

[teenjesus]

haha, good plan! but i think she'll figure it out soon enough, or forget about me and go back to idolizing mr. big pants college dude. \/\/

but thank you for the suggestion! =D

just to let you know

[lemmyenoskoopa]

i don't want to make you more weirded out, but there are dirty stories online about you washing MM's feet. and then other stories about you kissing her, and Peter getting mad and jealous, and then Tommy telling him to relax. i think they are on MM's blog. i think you can find it by doing a search for the 'Gospel of Mary'.

Re: just to let you know

[teenjesus]

DUDE!!! OMFG. i saw. i wonder if she's reading my LJ.

eeep!