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teenjesus

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Jan 03, 2005 11:33

welcome to 2005! so far the year has been okay. i worked new year's day (because apparently i have no social life, in lazarus's eyes), and yesterday. but i have the today, tomorrow, and wednesday off, so rock on for that ( Read more... )

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ciaobella_cerri January 3 2005, 12:53:47 UTC

since you are looking for a girlfriend:

http://www.datetosave.com/

she might be perfect for you.

teenjesus January 13 2005, 10:44:56 UTC

haha, thanks, but no thanks! i've met a few of these missionary type girls, and they always just want to talk about my dad. seriously. it's kind of creepy. like, if they're so in love with my dad, maybe they should date him.

blkstarkitten January 3 2005, 14:34:27 UTC

Dear Jesus,

I added you to my friends list because you are way cooler than I was led to believe by the nuns at my school. Also I think Judas sounds way hot, but he's not your type man, stay away.

I'm sorry I was screaming your name out last night, I know it's evil to take your name in vain. Please ask your dad to rain fire and brimstone on all my enemies. Amen.

teenjesus January 13 2005, 10:46:39 UTC

i'll ask my dad, but he'll probably get around to it sometime around the time he comes through on his promise of letting me use the car on weekends. the man hasn't left the house on a saturday night for years, but he can't let me take it unless there's an "emergency."

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teenjesus January 13 2005, 10:47:49 UTC

yeah, this guy was pretty cool, but you never know, small world. did the guy you know play bass?

anonymous January 9 2005, 22:54:09 UTC

Does your dad get mad at you for listening to Sabbath,cause I heard they're Satanic,and your dad doesn't get along with Satan.Didn't your dad kick Satan's ass a long time ago or something?

teenjesus January 13 2005, 10:49:29 UTC

omg, dude... this one time i got home from work early, and i heard dad watching TV in the other room. as soon as he heard i was home i could hear the channel flipping, but i swear to got he was watching the osbournes.

as far as the satan stuff, i don't know the exact story. they used to run a business when they were younger, but there was some falling out and now dad won't talk about it. i asked my uncle once, be he passed out before he could tell me.