I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooong jacket

[teenonfire4evil]

So I thought id write a holiday recap since everybody else seems to be doing so... ill be doing a fair bit of name-dropping of people many of you do not know, but thats ok since we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively and all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration

Comments

[dorothymonkey]

ive learned that it may not have been a good idea to go on a first date with someone and immediately leave town for two and a half weeks.

I don't know, that's kind of what I did when I first met Brian. I met him a few days before I flew off to Vegas for a week and a half of debauchery. I thought it lent me an air of mystery. And it seems to have worked out ok, so far. :)

[teenonfire4evil]

well, there is an important distinction to be made here, and it involves making a hideously sexist generalization that works remarkably well as a rule of thumb. So lets analyze the situation of a guy waiting for a girl to return from vacation after a first date and a girl waiting for a guy to return in the same situation. The guy will generally patiently wait in anticipation of sex... typically he will have nothing better to do, and single men have a rule to never let a relationship with one girl influence a relationship with another. While girls usually surround themselves with interested friends and fixate on one in particular, men tend to engage multiple targets and perform flanking maneuvers. This is neither good nor bad... it is an evolved survival instinct.. men are not the hunters but the prey, only we want to be caught. We are the fat kid in gym class and we don't want to be picked last

[chron_job]

> I felt satisfied and victorious that we managed to Break Nat, and the results were hilarious (YOU... COME HERE... WOMAN...)

Uuuuuhhhg. I have no memory... perhaps that's a good thing.