Westford Academy puts the K in Education.

Sep 06, 2005 16:35


Alas, it has come time to write a ridiculously long rant on how much WA sucks this year. Its not the same school as last year. Parker has been hard at work all summer making WA unbearable. Apparently she only had one week of vacation, which she spent using babies as target practice. Anywho, my "sick" schedule turns out to be pretty shitty:

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enamored September 6 2005, 22:40:19 UTC
I pray to GOD that no administrators find this journal. YOU ARE HILARIOUS.

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teenslave017 September 7 2005, 01:11:32 UTC
Id agree that if any teacher found this i would be in deep shit. Did you like my van gogh alteration? I bet Mr. Herbert did. Look closer.

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teenslave017 September 7 2005, 01:24:37 UTC
As a safety measure I locked it to friends.

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samwillkillhim September 7 2005, 01:01:12 UTC
Sucks to be you. But you already knew that.
"Baaaack when I waaaaaaaas young, there was a booooy I once, knew-a-hew. He really hated school, he was aaaalooone, I was in New York having fu-hun, too."

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teenslave017 September 7 2005, 01:09:40 UTC
"guess what? The entire thing was bittersweet because all I could think about was how much more fun I'd be having if my friends were there." Nice try. Fu-hun with a capitol F!

"Baaaack when I waaaaaaaas young, there was a ggggiirrl I once, knew-a-hew. She was out of loooovvve and alllooone, and when she she walked done the streeeet strangers kicked her in the box and spat on heerrrr. What a toooooool." The end.

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samwillkillhim September 7 2005, 20:26:15 UTC
What makes you think I consider you one of my friends, douche? OOOOHHH SNAP! Just kidding though. I feel bad that you're all lonely and sad without us. Because ruining Will Lewis' life is too big a job for one man. And it's never nice to mock someone under the facist rule of Parker.

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teenslave017 September 7 2005, 23:01:22 UTC
But who ever said I was nice?

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i_selloranges September 7 2005, 18:42:58 UTC
But with the new schedule, you can be late to a different class each day, instead of pissing off the same teacher over and over again. That would have been good for me at least.

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teenslave017 September 7 2005, 23:11:36 UTC
Ya, instead of pissing of one teacher, why not piss ALL of them off?

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i_selloranges September 8 2005, 15:00:59 UTC
That's not what I meant, instead of having one teacher have it completely out for you, you can just mildy annoy all of your teachers, spread it out......nervermind, why am i even trying, you're hopeless, have fun in the shithole known as WA this year.

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teenslave017 September 8 2005, 19:17:56 UTC
Its not a shithole, its a cesspool. And I made the librarian laugh when I told her Westford is whitetrash factory.

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sofa_king_funny September 8 2005, 22:12:25 UTC
LMAO...Steve, thank GOD my internet is back up, or else methinks I'd have to shit my pants thinking of all the funny things you'd have to say about the "GREAT" new school schedule... isn't it JUST?

Any-uh-hway...gym sucks, aye? Well at least the teacher's hot. You should throw french fries at her ass...hahahahaha

I like all your pictures, especially Van Gogh!! "Oh...oh, that is RICH."

...speaking of that quote, I never saw that, so expect to SHOW it to me when I come down to Westford again...or as it is now known as: Westfuck.

I think one of these days Will Lewis is going to shoot down the school, (Hell, who wouldn't with the way thinhgs are going?....just a thought: The number one crime that goes unsolved: Arson. Just a thought...)and he's going to run into your classroom, shoot everyone in there, except you, and instead whisper: "Thanks for the candy..." YEA! YEA! That's right! Someone has the Dane Cook CD!!

I miss you.

...and your bigotted, rude, obnoxious papers.

...yea.

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