Today I went to the bank to cash a check (or "cheque", if your a fag) at the bank with sean. When he held the door open for some old lady with HUGE glasses, she turned around really slowly and said to him "I believe in Angels.... and there you are!" At which point I resisted bursting into laughter ( Read more... )

Philosophy: If a woman is screaming, and nobody hears her, is my mom giving a lecture ( Read more... )

Apparently, not everyone understands the joke behind Jacquie's new Icon. So, for the slow-to-catch-on, heres a visual aid I created:


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Or perhaps this one:


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Today I got China vaccines for hepatitis, malaria, and typhoid.

DOCTOR: OK, so I am prescribing you with 30 mg of Typhoid Vaccine pills.

ME: ... Do you, um, have... um, Typhoid Suppositories?

DOCTOR: (Awkward pause)… Steven, Typhoid is a respiratory illness.

ME: …. Sean’s going to want a Typhoid Suppository.

SEAN: I can’t take pills, they make ( Read more... )

Cotillion was pretty crappy, but I had lots of fun. Here are some pics:


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Hey! Due to the increasing demands for copies of some of my more or less entertaining english papers, I have decided to post them here. They will posted randomly, so if your waiting for one thats not up here, tell me so.

Anyways, this will be my first paper posting. The assignment was to write a 1.5 page discussing what society would think of you ( Read more... )

teenslave017: cyber ( Read more... )

bseballplaya08: i wanna cyber im horny and home alone ( Read more... )

IrishBalach: do u want to have cyber sex ( Read more... )