Someone has to write that! I really want to see Papa Stilinski trying to be subtle at first, Stiles totally missing it, and his dad giving up and being blunt as a fish to the face.
Maybe a funny bit where his dad gives him a box of condoms and lube, since he hasn't been finding any in the trash and he wants to make sure they're being safe. Stiles is hoping to die and never remember this conversation.
Bonus if they weren't actually doing anything, but now Papa Stilinkski thinks they are so they fake breakfast. And then keep faking it until they aren't.
Re: fic: last night's dress (tiptoe out of this mess), derek/stiles, 3/?redawnbirdJuly 22 2012, 02:54:36 UTC
OP here- de-anoning myself
This is so funny! Papa Stilinski is one of my favorite characters, and Stiles scrambling to figure out exactly what Papa knows without spilling EVERYTHING is hilarious.
PS: I didn't realize neither of us provided a link, but QuirkyChick on AO3 did a fill too: http : // archiveofourown . org / works / 435854
fic: last night's dress (tiptoe out of this mess), derek/stiles, 5/?januarylightJuly 22 2012, 23:19:57 UTC
When Stiles gets back and Derek goes to take his turn, Stiles instructs him, "Use your finger. I'll know if you go near my brush." Derek makes a face on his way out, and Stiles rushes into his pyjamas so he's ready before Derek gets back, because Jesus Christ he can barely handle seeing Derek like that: there's no way he could handle Derek seeing him like that.
He doesn't normally wear a top in the summer, but since Derek is going to be in his boxers, Stiles feels the need for a little extra armour, and slips on a tshirt
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Re: fic: last night's dress (tiptoe out of this mess), derek/stiles, 5/?lowlifetheoryJuly 23 2012, 00:13:02 UTC
I had to backtrack like ten million posts to read this. I keep missing awesome things on here these days *shakes her fist in the general direction of work*.
Awesome just awesome. I laughed out loud and scared my cat so now he's huffing with me in the rain. Even though it's probably disgusting I don't think I'd mind sharing a toothbrush with Derek..,
Re: fic: last night's dress (tiptoe out of this mess), derek/stiles, 5/?januarylightJuly 26 2012, 00:44:33 UTC
Well thanks for doing it! :D I miss *everything* these days, because it's pretty much a choice between reading and writing at the mo, and sometimes I don't get to do either. :/ So yeah, with you on that one!
Thank you so much! And yeah, I don't think too many people would complain, but it *is* gross. I don't even know why, but it really is!
Re: fic: last night's dress (tiptoe out of this mess), derek/stiles, 5/?redawnbirdJuly 23 2012, 08:07:01 UTC
Is he shaving so he'll seem less serial killer? His casual invasion of personal space at bedtime was funny. No room? That's okay! I'll just take yours too!
Re: fic: last night's dress (tiptoe out of this mess), derek/stiles, 6/?rheashanJuly 26 2012, 11:14:08 UTC
Poor Mr Stilinski, having trouble processing the situation.
I completely agree with Stiles, those muscles would be hard to process first thing in the morning... or at least, take in when you have to manage something else as well :P Why get dressed properly when you can stare at your fake booty-call getting dressed in too tight shirts!
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Someone has to write that! I really want to see Papa Stilinski trying to be subtle at first, Stiles totally missing it, and his dad giving up and being blunt as a fish to the face.
Maybe a funny bit where his dad gives him a box of condoms and lube, since he hasn't been finding any in the trash and he wants to make sure they're being safe. Stiles is hoping to die and never remember this conversation.
Bonus if they weren't actually doing anything, but now Papa Stilinkski thinks they are so they fake breakfast. And then keep faking it until they aren't.
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This is so funny! Papa Stilinski is one of my favorite characters, and Stiles scrambling to figure out exactly what Papa knows without spilling EVERYTHING is hilarious.
PS: I didn't realize neither of us provided a link, but QuirkyChick on AO3 did a fill too: http : // archiveofourown . org / works / 435854
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And thanks for the link! I'll give her a heads up before I post to the archive when this is done.
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"I'm going to die," Derek says flatly
"Eleven tomorrow," he says
looks hilarious)))
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"Less thoroughness and more results would be helpful," Derek says, easy enough that Stiles can't really take offence.
"I don't know how you think I'm going to be more helpful if I do less," Stiles protests, and feels Derek shrug ( ... )
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He doesn't normally wear a top in the summer, but since Derek is going to be in his boxers, Stiles feels the need for a little extra armour, and slips on a tshirt ( ... )
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Awesome just awesome. I laughed out loud and scared my cat so now he's huffing with me in the rain. Even though it's probably disgusting I don't think I'd mind sharing a toothbrush with Derek..,
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Thank you so much! And yeah, I don't think too many people would complain, but it *is* gross. I don't even know why, but it really is!
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Also had the random musing of whether he brushes the 'wolf' long teeth as well XD
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But that space is just there, asking to be invaded! It isn't as if Stiles is *using* it for anything!
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I completely agree with Stiles, those muscles would be hard to process first thing in the morning... or at least, take in when you have to manage something else as well :P Why get dressed properly when you can stare at your fake booty-call getting dressed in too tight shirts!
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They would be! Those muscles would be hard to process at *any* time of day. :D
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