...and then I killed them all with my brain.

[teenygozer]

On November 11 at 1:15AM, my 'puter picked up a particularly insidious computer virus/malware/trojan-fucking-horse/rootkit/A.I. scurvy*/whatever the kids are calling computer cooties these days. I wish I'd realized it right off -- I could have used Firefox's History to see where I picked it up! Unfortunately, by the time I figured it out (I noted

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[slodwick]

I think I need to answer every snotty comment I get at work now with, "Say what?! FUCK OFF."

I'm sure everyone will understand.

[teenygozer]

This is an interesting non sequitor! I think you may have accidentally posted a comment on the wrong LJ. ;)

I cannot see how your co-workers wouldn't *totally* understand!

[slodwick]

AHAHAHA! OMG, I kinda DID... sorry? :X

[chelseagirl]

My old sony vaio got virused last year because I was using my memory stick to save reports on a computer at work, and then finish/print them out at home.

Which is why I am the proud owner of an Acer Aspire One, a netbook and "good enough" computer that cost $350. And *sniffle* no "real" laptop anymore, 'cause my Vaio got taken out.

Though I've been happy enough with the Acer that we just bought one for M., since his desktop is 8 years old and getting very sloooooooow. (Sharing a computer would lead us to divorce. I take mine places, and I have Important Teaching and Research Files. He downloads things. Divorce or murder.)

[teenygozer]

Question: is there a reason you why didn't have the harddrive re-formatted and start from scratch? Is there a virus that can destroy a harddrive to the point where it's unsalvageable???

::IS AFRAID!::

[chelseagirl]

My computer was five years old and they said it wasn't worth it. But I had already received the Acer (a Christmas present) so I had another option. The Geek Squad people said the Vaio was fixable but not worth it, but I also get the sense that these are people who wouldn't dream of not getting the new! best! computer every couple of years so that might have factored into their advice.

They did get all the information off it, so I lost very little.

[teenygozer]

...and I'm BACK!

The IT guy used his own recovery disks instead of the ones HP had me make, and his recovery disks do not seem to have had the same extraneous extra crap that my own did, like "subscribe to AOL" software and the like. It was a clean recovery for the most part: I ran ESET immediately and found two unwanted applications on my H drive (my recovery drive), but it looks like ESET deleted them. Fingers crossed. A google search reveals them to be "mild malware". Like "jumbo shrimp", it seems to me that those two words do not go together!

TOO MUCH STRESS!

[teenygozer]

I'm back! With a nice, clean computer!

[chicklet_girl]

When I bought my Vaio in September 2009, the Best Buy Geek recommended I subscribe to Kaspersky Anti-Virus, saying it was faster and took up less hard-drive space than the other anti-virus programs. I've never gotten anything on the computer. I can't remember how much Kaspersky costs; I just have an automatic six-month renewal on it.

[teenygozer]

I shall investigate Kaspersky! Thanks for the tip!

[chicklet_girl]

I saw this ad on a random blog today: Kaspersky is having a big sale this weekend! It looks like a year-long license is $40.00 for 3 PCs.