damsels, dicks and dentures: biography of an old slut

[teenyxina]

When I am old, I am going to read nothing but Harlequin romance novels. I am going to fill my mind to the brim with absolute filth, the kind of stuff you would blush over reading and be embarrassed to buy. I am going to build up such a tolerance for trash that nothing will shock or offend me. I will be completely submersed in sex and vulgarity

Comments

someday

[atopimpben]

when you are old and doing this, I will hunt you down... then we will spend the rest of our days causing hell (I will be doing a constant ozzy osbourne impression).

Re: someday

[nick_o_27]

ok. i guess i'm done being friends with both of you.

that is, until i find some cool old person thing i can do. maybe hit kids with my cane.

Re: someday

[drayxvejiita]

Cane?

Why not hit 'em with your towncar?

Re: someday

[nick_o_27]

hahahaha. brilliant!