Corban and Danni need to post pics from when all the chicks hung out at Daves house and send me a link!!!!

If this is not done soon, i will do something very very bad that requires butter and a special sort of lamp from best buy....

I have been kind to our foes thus far because I am polite. It is a failing I have worked in desperation to remedy. But those who get within range of my backhand should know this: I can drive a ball so quickly and with such intense lateral spin that it will bore straight up your dickhole and kink your Vas Deferens, sterilizing you instantly ( Read more... )

So on saterday I got my wisdom teeth removed. I was totally fine with it till I actually got there and was sitting in the chair. Then I started freaking out! See I wasnt getting put down for it. I was awake for all of it. Tanya, and Paul, and a bunch of other people told me it was gonna be crazy painfull and crazy scary. So I was shaking, and the ( Read more... )

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I have given up pop. Its been about 6 days or so, pretty much a week. I have the shakes ( Read more... )

So I talked to my brother Rudy last night and I found out that he grew a beared. I told him that beards were chick repellants pretty much. And he said somthing allong the lines of who cares. So whatever. Well I wake up this morning and go to check my e-mail. And there is a letter in my inbox merked "Chick Repellant". So I open it up a bit crious ( Read more... )

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I got bangs :)

I have no one to eat sushi with :(

So I was looking for a job today. I have been trying really hard to get a job. Been filling out lots of Applications. Online mostly for banks, or trying to find a patient transporter job at a hospital. Anyways. I was driving around today looking for help wanted signs, and just kinda randomly walking into places and asking if they were hiring. I was ( Read more... )