Bourbon Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (50), and liquor (69). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
( Read more... )
Travis, I have something to admit to you.. You know all the jokes I've made about being secretly in love with you? Well, they weren't jokes. I'm seriously secretly in love with you. Oh, wait, I guess it's not a secret anymore, huh? What can I say? I love a man who can hold his liquor.
I'm a one beer queer, this thing just makes me sound like a hard ass. Who drinks bourbon. Mmm. Anyway, yea. Court, I knew you wanted me from the first time we met. I could see it in your eyes. Like I said though, I'll put you on my list. I'll even be nice and put you near the top, okay? Lemme know a day or two in advance before you come down here again. I'll see if my schedule is open, or if I have some serious bong sessions that I absolutely must attend.
Hi, I don't like to be referred to by my anatomy. I don't go walking around calling you a rack, so let's keep it fair and you can use my name to describe me. Bitch. :)
Comments 6
You know all the jokes I've made about being secretly in love with you?
Well, they weren't jokes.
I'm seriously secretly in love with you.
Oh, wait, I guess it's not a secret anymore, huh?
What can I say?
I love a man who can hold his liquor.
:-)
<3.
Courtney
Reply
Reply
Anyway, yea. Court, I knew you wanted me from the first time we met. I could see it in your eyes. Like I said though, I'll put you on my list. I'll even be nice and put you near the top, okay? Lemme know a day or two in advance before you come down here again. I'll see if my schedule is open, or if I have some serious bong sessions that I absolutely must attend.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment