the tale of the fishery worker speaker
was tragically cut short by wolves. It didn't help that they waylaid me and I didn't know what the attack button was. At one point I actually bit one of the wolves on the tail.
And once they're done, apparently dwarf doesn't even taste nice :(
So now I have to start a new character (once you die, you're dead)
The first dwarf I met had not heard of Pretentious Tool Tattoos! I'll show them! Show them all!
"Really attack Likot Stikazlibash, leatherworker?"
Yes, I think I will!
Even the children are joining in the slaughter! I knew I should have charged that kid instead of going for the axedwarf.
Summary of the rest of the fight:
The child attacks me and I counterattack, mangling his leg. The farmer dude gets a good tight grip on my left leg, while I hit out at the axedwarf... who dodges.
The axedwarf counterattacks... cutting off my weapon hand, steel gauntlet and all. to quote: "The left arm flies off in a bloody arc"
Then the farmer dude sprains my left ankle. Bastard.
I attempt to grab another child (A second one has joined the massacre) but there are too many of them... and without a weapon I'm doomed.
"You lose hold of the steel helm"
"The head flies off in a bloody arc!"
"You have been struck down"
Apparently, after my death, the body of 'Pretentious Tooltattoos' was impaled on a spear. As a warning to others, I guess.
Part 3: Dwarf name: Painful.
Killed by 2 carp and a sturgeon which leapt out of the river and pulled me in while on a pleasant stroll by the riverside.
And once they're done, apparently dwarf doesn't even taste nice :(
So now I have to start a new character (once you die, you're dead)
The first dwarf I met had not heard of Pretentious Tool Tattoos! I'll show them! Show them all!
"Really attack Likot Stikazlibash, leatherworker?"
Yes, I think I will!
Even the children are joining in the slaughter! I knew I should have charged that kid instead of going for the axedwarf.
Summary of the rest of the fight:
The child attacks me and I counterattack, mangling his leg. The farmer dude gets a good tight grip on my left leg, while I hit out at the axedwarf... who dodges.
The axedwarf counterattacks... cutting off my weapon hand, steel gauntlet and all. to quote: "The left arm flies off in a bloody arc"
Then the farmer dude sprains my left ankle. Bastard.
I attempt to grab another child (A second one has joined the massacre) but there are too many of them... and without a weapon I'm doomed.
"You lose hold of the steel helm"
"The head flies off in a bloody arc!"
"You have been struck down"
Apparently, after my death, the body of 'Pretentious Tooltattoos' was impaled on a spear. As a warning to others, I guess.
Part 3: Dwarf name: Painful.
Killed by 2 carp and a sturgeon which leapt out of the river and pulled me in while on a pleasant stroll by the riverside.