I haven't done one of these in a while, and I'm bored.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Baseball bat to the face.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
UFO posters, big ol' picture of Einstein, and Dali's Metamorphosis of Narcissus.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
I like that it's automatically assumed I have one. I didn't until a few months ago, and I didn't have any choice in the matter. It's silver and black.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Whatever's on my hard drive.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
5:31 AM, I think.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Enough money to pay off all my debt. A steady job would be nice, too.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Friends from college. Psi Phi.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION/S?
I don't know. Destroy something and see what I do to your face.
9. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Taurus.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
I like having a full range of motion. Other than that, I actually prefer closed spaces.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Only if I want to scare myself.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Does a relative's death count?
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE/ PERFUME?
Eff that. Though I do like the smell of gunpowder.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I'm not picky.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
No, and if I was proposed to, I'd probably have to say no.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
I'm not a big coffee drinker, but I can tolerate it.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Extra cheese. Failing that, pineapple.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Hmm, pizza with extra cheese and pineapple sounds pretty good. But I'm actually not hungry.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Probably some asshole PKer.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
...a soda? How am I supposed to remember that?
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
In that sense? No.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I'm not pretentious, thank you.
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
A hover-Buick with a caltrop-dispenser, guided rockets, and a gun that shoots electrified sawblades. And it runs on sarcasm.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Shelby, a black Labrador retriever. Technically she's my mom's pet, but we get along well.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
A spaz.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
If you fall in love, you fall in love, circumstances be damned. That said, no.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Rescue them from zombies. That's how I usually do it.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
77. I was going to say "42," but that's been done.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
"Sorry, I can't date you--your hair just isn't what I'm looking for." Be serious.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
My boss. I swear, if he doesn't pay me soon, I'm looking for another job.
33. WHAT ANGERS YOU MOST?
People who advocate murder in the name of religion. Greedy people. Corrupt people. Hypocrites. People who parrot the same BS arguments that have been refuted before their grandparents were in diapers.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Yep. Italy. (Cancun doesn't count; it may be Mexican territory, but its primary industry is obnoxious spring-breakers.)
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
I am a profoundly lazy man.
37. FIRST JOB?
Wal-Mart. I've never forgiven them.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yarr.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Not aware that I need plastic surgery.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
I haven't done one in a while.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
I'm not sure if they're compliments in the strictest sense of the word, but many people comment on my unusual sense of humor.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Stockpile, then learn to brew.
44. WHAT WHO DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I'm gonna assume that's a typo. As for "what," some financial security would be nice.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
How many people have been to Mars?
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
An uncle, deceased.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Negatory.
48. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
Morning? That concept is foreign to me.
49. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
Cake. 's my mom's birthday.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It serves its purpose.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Salami usually works pretty well.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Sleeping until noon.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Can't see them from here.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
The ironic thing is, I might never talk to myself. But if I did, we'd probably think we were awesome.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
I've told secrets I was entrusted with. There are some I swore not to reveal, and I will take them to my grave.
56. DO LOOKS REALLY MATTER?
I'd be lying if I said they didn't. Hey, I'm human.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
If it's in print, I may write out a well-thought-out response showing why the person who angered me is a disingenuous prick, and stupid to boot. Otherwise, I may just play violent video games.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Technically, this is my third home. My second was in a suburb called Bensenville.
59. WTF?
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A set of aliens, which I still have.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
I'm not sure there are any. I don't use it that much.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Absolutely not, as this document proves.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yep.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
A geek factor. Seriously, if it's not there, I'm not interested.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMEs?
X1M43, X, Teflon Don.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Orange sherbet.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Blue, gray, and black. I'm not goth, I swear.
73. WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
My dog, Poncho. Deceased.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
They have been removed.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Only if your answers rock.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Strangely, I'm wearing headphones, but I'm not actually listening to anything.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Water.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My boss's secretary.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Depends on the angle.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Hmm...don't know if any of my favorite songs actually provoke thoughts.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Mosquitoes, ignorant people; see answer to question 33.
82. FAVORITE DRINK(S)?
It depends.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
Meh, I don't really care.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
BASEketball. Yeah, the only sport I'd ever watch is made up.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Kinda reddish brown.
86. EYE COLOR?
Kinda brownish.
87. HEIGHT?
5'7".
88. FAVORITE ANIMALS?
Dogs, lizards, penguins.
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
December.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
I've never had "real" sushi; I've had Okami brand sushi, and I wasn't impressed.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
The Daily Show and part of The Colbert Report.
92. FAVORITE DAYS OF THE YEAR?
I don't have a favorite day of the year. Perhaps the first big snow.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Yes, entirely.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
I'm not accustomed to physical contact.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A birthday present for my mother. It was the first season of Buffy.
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Sr. Bob, since I'm stealing them from him.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
The October Country by Ray Bradbury. Some of the early stories were kind of boring, but the later ones rock like Glock.
100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Not likely.