Here I go, distributing more viral memes...
1)Tell you why I friended you.
2)Associate you with a song/movie.
3)Tell a random fact about you.
4)Tell my first memory of you.
5)Associate you with an animal/fruit.
6)Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
In the original version, Item #7 stipulated that you MUST spread this disease. Consider this version a mutation with reduced reproductive fitness.
Also, you're probably wondering about the title. I couldn't think of one, so I thought of an example of onomatopoeia that rather amused me.