Holy shit, I have the best friends in the goddamn world. A buddy of mine found out I've been thinking about buying a bike, and donated most of a 1984 Kawasaki Ninja, provided I can fix it and give her a good home. I'm one step closer to dispensing my own brand of vigalante justice on this uncaring metropolis. Oh yes, there will be justice.
The 1984 NINJA® 900R was the world’s first production 16-valve, liquid-cooled, in-line four-cylinder motorcycle. The ZX-9R’s lightweight, all-aluminum cylinder block, with chrome composite plating for wear resistance and superior heat dispersion, is the envy of the road and the racetrack. Four Keihin 40mm downdraft semi-flat-slide carburetors equipped with the Kawasaki Throttle Responsive Ignition Control (K-TRIC) provide excellent throttle response. K-TRIC, also linked to the ignition system, adjusts ignition timing for all throttle settings while a 16-bit microprocessor accurately adjusts timing from sensors at both the carburetors and the crankshaft.
I have no idea what any of that means, but I know I'm in love... and I'm probably going to have to fix all of it.
all those facts and twenty more reasons why this is the craziest way to commit suicide since Rube Goldberg hung himself can be found
here.