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[teflondoc]

I delivered a pizza to Bruce Sterling tonight. He tipped me $2.

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[quixotic]

but the more important question -- what was on it?

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[teflondoc]

it was the new Chicken Bacon Ranch pizza they're pimping all over the place. What the ads don't tell you is that it's probably the fattiest goddamn thing ever made. Bacon, grilled chicken, onion, tomatoes that have been in our fridge for a month, and instead of pizza sauce, there's a "Garlic Ranch" sauce that gets put on with a barbecue brush.

[teflondoc]

Oh yeah, he also had an order of Garlic Parmesan Breadsticks

[hellparadiso]

I take it he's not planning on getting close to anyone soon.

Even though, strangely, garlic is considered an aphrodesiac.