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[teflonfeathers]

I have the Bird Flu. Stop. Natural remedies aren't helping, except to distract me from the Bird Flu with pretty colours and a hazy flashback effect. Stop. Smoke on the Water is a nice song. Stop.
Need to hold onto reality for just two more days. Stop.

Send help. Stop.

Comments

[dans_la_reine]

DAMN! by way of your previous post I thought you were holding on to. a.lover. but NO, you're holding on to reality. gawd. when will you get your priorities in order?

[teflonfeathers]

I can't hold onto a lover here when I know that you're waiting for me in Canadaland.
Priorities = In Order.

[dans_la_reine]

ggl <3
there's a good lad

KFC has Tamiflu dipping sauce now.

[fizzyland]

In other news, the local ravens came and visited the corner of the park where I offer sacrifices of blueberry muffins and other such things to the corvid clans.

Re: KFC has Tamiflu dipping sauce now.

[teflonfeathers]

Hehe, two words: Get receipts.

Da boids have started to go missing around here; lured overseas by muffins?

[teflonfeathers]

Ahh, goodgood. Better busy than bored, regardless.

*nods* Here's hoping the damage is localized. Scary business, this thing.

[elizabeth_rv]

- Catnip tea for chills and sleeplessness
- boneset tea for flu
- unpronounceable homeopathic flu remedy by Boiron called 'ossilococcinum' or something
- sage and thyme tea with lemon and honey for cough & throat
- pills of oregano oil are naturally antibiotic
- goldenseal pills for sinus & mucous membranes
- sniffing essential oil of eucalyptus for lungs & sinuses or putting a few drops into a wide bowl of steaming water and hanging your head over it draped in a towel
- nip of what bit you/hair of the dog: CHICKEN soup.

[teflonfeathers]

Catnip makes me think of cat stew which was my original plan; there is Strong Medicine in this fluffball, I sense.

Seriously though, thank you. You're a veritable font. A font I tell you!

[movefromwithin]

I'm not even sure I know what the bird flu is, but any kind of flu is lousy. I hope that you are feeling better, tiger.

[teflonfeathers]

Ahh, thanky. Turns out all it took was excessive Haliburton media focus and the flu went into remission.

Seriously though, feeling a fair bit better.

[movefromwithin]

very good to hear!!