About honeymoons, lovers and catsuits

[tegan_lj]

Am not sure about Beigey and Barb, but am glad that the two of them are happy. Wasn't quite sure that what Barb was doing wasn't legal in several systems, but Beigey has, admittedly, liked it. He thinks I won't let him live it down that he liked it, but what I won't let him live down is that he doesn't react at ALL when I touch him. I wonder if

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[thebeigeone]

*sourly*

That's a terrible evil laugh.

And these trousers chafe and I am distinctly not happy.

And if you must be evil, please go away so I can thwart you properly from a distance.

Hmph.

[barbarella69]

You think you're not happy, what about me? At least all that beige won't bleed off onto me since she has you in those very tight, very sexy pants...

*looks down* I think I can get us out of this mess if I can just *squirms a bit* get my hands on my MiniEM...

*sounds of Barry White fill the air*

Ummm, *squirms even more* wrong button...

[tegan_lj]

*laughs*

I'll go pop the popcorn now and take pictures.

[barbarella69]

Pictures?!

Now wait just one minute.

*fumbles with remote to miniEM*

This isn't fair!

*squirms against Beigey some more*

[tegan_lj]

Um...Doc...I'm a poor budding evil doer...

I don't have the funds to move out. Besides, you've helped me with my first evil final.

*shifts hips in catsuit and frowns* I'll make the trousers less tight, okay?

[thebeigeone]

*glares mutinously*

Why should I help you by allowing you to live in the TARDIS just because you're poor if you're going to turn evil on me? Please do not mention Turlough; that was an entirely different situation. He was evil to begin with and I tried to reform him. Honestly, Tegan, think these things through, would you?

[tegan_lj]

Fine then.

*twitches a smile*

I'll make the trousers tight...and leather.

[the_rani]

There are a wide range of evil things you can do. I would recommend starting small and working your way up to galactic or universal domination. You may find there's a lot of competition for the latter, of course.

You should practice gloating as well.

[tegan_lj]

Like give a gloating smile while I have them....tied up.

And what do you think of the black trousers...I was thinking about leather...

[the_rani]

They look better on him than the pink striped ones. Those looked like pyjama bottoms.

[tegan_lj]

Too right.

Lust is evil right?

[barbarella69]

How could you?

*pouts*

I mean if you wanted to torture me you could have dressed me in faux leather. But tying me to blandboy? That's an all new low.

[tegan_lj]

You aren't enjoying it?

*whispers* Wiggle a bit more...

Remember how we got out of being tied up?

[barbarella69]

That's totally different. You're actually good at playing Tetris...

He keeps fumbling with the buttons. Its just not the same...

*knees go weak*

He does have his moments though...

*straightens up*

If I noticed those kinds of things...

[tegan_lj]

*crosses arms over chest*

If indeed...you noticed my girl.