i can't believe this was my first search result.

[teh_arpil]

Read these tips for having short hair.

i love how the sixth reason not to get the pixie cut is that "more men prefer longer hair than shorter and many women still care about the opinion of the men in their lives."

uhhh... i'm sorry, what?

actually most of those anti-pixie reasons are pretty pathetic.

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[teh_arpil]

this must be why i am still manless! quick, neighbour, i must find a wig!

[pretentiousgit]

Zero to outrage in twenty words!