500 pages of my life I'll never get back again...

[teh_dale]

Okay. I've finished the book. I'm not going to say which book; you all know which one I'm talking about, and I shall only refer to it as That Which Shall Not Be Named from this moment on. And let me take this opportunity to say, "YEEEEESH

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[beckyo]

Ooh, shiny!

*cracks up*

[teh_dale]

That's right! Embedded with the diamond dust, Edward Cullen's chest is!

I just about lost it when she described that outfit he was wearing, the sleeveless shirt unbuttoned all the way. I was like, "Pfft. He's totally gay. Only gay men or stupid guys from the '80's wear shirts like that."

[1407graymalkin]

MUCH BETTER!

I become narcoleptic while reading.

[teh_dale]

I wasn't narcoleptic, but my "WTF" face and "Eew" face got a good workout.

[1407graymalkin]

I start to zone and then kinda black out and wake up confused.

[curlykew]

Oh thank GOD!!! You saw the light.

And it's not in Twilight.

Dreck - absolute dreck.

[teh_dale]

It did give me some hope, though.

I mean, if writing that is about on the same level as my unbeta-ed fanfiction can wow millions of people, earn a bajillion dollars for the writer, AND be made into a major motion picture...

Then surely I can write something whose final draft is at least publishable.

[curlykew]

Isn't that the truth? It didn't seem to motivate me to write...maybe I should read it again.

*thinks*

Maybe I should just get an unnecessary root canal.

[teh_dale]

Ick. I'd rather sit through a Tony Robbins Motivational Seminar than read that shit again.

[spaceperson]

i feel the same way