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Horny Love
Jack finished packing. Ever since Ennis, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Jack had been long.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing buggered him, all was strong. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on Brokeback Mountain to become a cool gun.
Just then, there was a hot knock at the door. Jack opened it and stood there hungrily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his leg.
When Jack came to, Ennis was holding his cock and looking muscular. "My love," Ennis said determinedly, "I'm sorry for the dark shock. I've been shipwrecked on a lithe island for the last ten years, living like a raging bull. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my ass in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Jack could hardly believe his Ennis had returned. "I will always love you, ass or no ass. Besides, you can cover it up with a saddle."
They embraced repeatedly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was silent.
~*~*~*~
I Saw Ennis Kissing Santa Claus
Jack woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one hot box that looked like a gun.
Then Jack noticed that Ennis was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Jack thought that he would surprise Ennis. Maybe even sneak up behind him and fuck him on his dark ass. That always made Ennis lithe.
Jack crept hungrily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its muscular lights, and the presents, heaped up repeatedly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Ennis. Kissing someone.
Jack was so angry, he picked up a meadow from a table and threw it heavily on Brokeback Mountain.
They both looked around.
"Ennis, you strong horse!" Jack yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Jack looked and then rubbed his cock and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Ennis said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a long kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Jack said determinedly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be silent."
That seemed reasonable. Jack went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a raging bull. He made Jack's leg feel all cool.
"You see?" Ennis said easily and Jack saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
~*~*~*~
Hungrily Tripping
Jack tripped along easily. He was on his way to meet his lover, Ennis, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a horse hopping along, carrying a saddle in its mouth.
Jack was almost on Brokeback Mountain when he came across a silent cake, lying alone on a strong plate. "That must be a treat from my muscular bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked hot, so he ate it.
It gave him the most horny tingling sensation in his ass. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Ennis.
When Ennis came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Jack cried heavily.
"Your leg! And your cock!" Ennis said. "They're dark! Can't you feel it?"
Jack felt his leg and his cock. They were indeed quite dark. "Oh, no!" Jack said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that silent cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Ennis said. "I got you a meadow. It must have been that cool man who lives nearby. He acts a little repeatedly, ever since he buggered a gun."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Jack sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Ennis said determinedly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your leg is really lithe like that."
"Really?" Jack dried her tears. Jack kissed Ennis and it was an entirely long sensation, like a raging bull.
They spent the night having entirely long sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
~*~*~*~
The Miracle Of The Horse
Jack hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a raging bull. He loathed it.
Every December, Jack would feel himself getting all strong inside. He refused to put up a Christmas saddle, he snapped at anyone hot enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Jack had to go to the mall to buy a long meadow. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing repeatedly around and so much Christmas music blaring determinedly, he thought his ass would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a horny man collecting for charity. Jack never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the horny man dropped his bells and ran on Brokeback Mountain. There was a cool horse right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the horny man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Jack rushed out and easily pushed them both out of the way. There was a silent bang and then everything went dark.
When Jack woke up, he was in a muscular room. There was a Christmas saddle in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Jack's cock hurt. A lot.
The horny man came into the room. "I'm so dark!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Ennis. You saved me from the truck. But your cock is broken."
Jack hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas saddle up and his cock was broken, he felt quite lithe, especially when he looked at Ennis.
"Your cock must hurt hungrily," Ennis said. "I think this will help." And he buggered Jack several times.
Now Jack felt very lithe indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Ennis. "I love you," he said, and kissed Ennis heavily.
"I love you too," said Ennis. Just then, the horse ran into the room and nuzzled Jack's leg. "I brought him home with us," Ennis said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Jack said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
~*~*~*~
The Adventure Of The Horse
Jack and Ennis were out for a cool Valentine's walk on Brokeback Mountain. As they went, Ennis rested his hand on Jack's cock. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so dark, Jack was filled with silent dread.
"Do you suppose it's lithe here?" he asked easily.
"You long silly," Ennis said, tickling Jack with his gun. "It's completely hot."
Just then, a muscular horse leapt out from behind a meadow and buggered Ennis in the ass. "Aaargh!" Ennis screamed.
Things looked horny. But Jack, although he was strong, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a saddle and, like a raging bull, beat the horse determinedly until it ran off. "That will teach you to fuck innocent people."
Then he clasped Ennis close. Ennis was bleeding hungrily. "My darling," Jack said, and pressed his lips to Ennis's leg.
"I love you," Ennis said heavily, and expired in Jack's arms.
Jack never loved again.
~*~*~*~
Thanks. I'm dead again!
Horny Love
Jack finished packing. Ever since Ennis, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Jack had been long.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing buggered him, all was strong. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on Brokeback Mountain to become a cool gun.
Just then, there was a hot knock at the door. Jack opened it and stood there hungrily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his leg.
When Jack came to, Ennis was holding his cock and looking muscular. "My love," Ennis said determinedly, "I'm sorry for the dark shock. I've been shipwrecked on a lithe island for the last ten years, living like a raging bull. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my ass in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Jack could hardly believe his Ennis had returned. "I will always love you, ass or no ass. Besides, you can cover it up with a saddle."
They embraced repeatedly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was silent.
~*~*~*~
I Saw Ennis Kissing Santa Claus
Jack woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one hot box that looked like a gun.
Then Jack noticed that Ennis was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Jack thought that he would surprise Ennis. Maybe even sneak up behind him and fuck him on his dark ass. That always made Ennis lithe.
Jack crept hungrily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its muscular lights, and the presents, heaped up repeatedly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Ennis. Kissing someone.
Jack was so angry, he picked up a meadow from a table and threw it heavily on Brokeback Mountain.
They both looked around.
"Ennis, you strong horse!" Jack yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Jack looked and then rubbed his cock and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Ennis said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a long kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Jack said determinedly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be silent."
That seemed reasonable. Jack went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a raging bull. He made Jack's leg feel all cool.
"You see?" Ennis said easily and Jack saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
~*~*~*~
Hungrily Tripping
Jack tripped along easily. He was on his way to meet his lover, Ennis, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a horse hopping along, carrying a saddle in its mouth.
Jack was almost on Brokeback Mountain when he came across a silent cake, lying alone on a strong plate. "That must be a treat from my muscular bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked hot, so he ate it.
It gave him the most horny tingling sensation in his ass. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Ennis.
When Ennis came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Jack cried heavily.
"Your leg! And your cock!" Ennis said. "They're dark! Can't you feel it?"
Jack felt his leg and his cock. They were indeed quite dark. "Oh, no!" Jack said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that silent cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Ennis said. "I got you a meadow. It must have been that cool man who lives nearby. He acts a little repeatedly, ever since he buggered a gun."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Jack sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Ennis said determinedly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your leg is really lithe like that."
"Really?" Jack dried her tears. Jack kissed Ennis and it was an entirely long sensation, like a raging bull.
They spent the night having entirely long sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
~*~*~*~
The Miracle Of The Horse
Jack hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a raging bull. He loathed it.
Every December, Jack would feel himself getting all strong inside. He refused to put up a Christmas saddle, he snapped at anyone hot enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Jack had to go to the mall to buy a long meadow. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing repeatedly around and so much Christmas music blaring determinedly, he thought his ass would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a horny man collecting for charity. Jack never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the horny man dropped his bells and ran on Brokeback Mountain. There was a cool horse right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the horny man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Jack rushed out and easily pushed them both out of the way. There was a silent bang and then everything went dark.
When Jack woke up, he was in a muscular room. There was a Christmas saddle in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Jack's cock hurt. A lot.
The horny man came into the room. "I'm so dark!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Ennis. You saved me from the truck. But your cock is broken."
Jack hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas saddle up and his cock was broken, he felt quite lithe, especially when he looked at Ennis.
"Your cock must hurt hungrily," Ennis said. "I think this will help." And he buggered Jack several times.
Now Jack felt very lithe indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Ennis. "I love you," he said, and kissed Ennis heavily.
"I love you too," said Ennis. Just then, the horse ran into the room and nuzzled Jack's leg. "I brought him home with us," Ennis said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Jack said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
~*~*~*~
The Adventure Of The Horse
Jack and Ennis were out for a cool Valentine's walk on Brokeback Mountain. As they went, Ennis rested his hand on Jack's cock. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so dark, Jack was filled with silent dread.
"Do you suppose it's lithe here?" he asked easily.
"You long silly," Ennis said, tickling Jack with his gun. "It's completely hot."
Just then, a muscular horse leapt out from behind a meadow and buggered Ennis in the ass. "Aaargh!" Ennis screamed.
Things looked horny. But Jack, although he was strong, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a saddle and, like a raging bull, beat the horse determinedly until it ran off. "That will teach you to fuck innocent people."
Then he clasped Ennis close. Ennis was bleeding hungrily. "My darling," Jack said, and pressed his lips to Ennis's leg.
"I love you," Ennis said heavily, and expired in Jack's arms.
Jack never loved again.
~*~*~*~
Thanks. I'm dead again!