ATTENTION

[teh_killer_chef]

If you become hungry within the next six to eight hours, please forage for yourself or use that ghastly replicator; I will be in my cabin regenerating my internal organs after ritually disembowling myself and cooking my own liver and offering it to Big Chef as penance for my sins. Don't worry, it'll grow back and I'll be fine in time for breakfast.

Comments

[_crimsonscourge]

;___; Master, you're so brave to be able to commit such a ghastly ritual, all in the name of your beloved culinary arts. WE LOVE YOU, SIR! -weep-