Comments | teh_killer_chef: EAT OR BE EATEN

teh_killer_chef

EAT OR BE EATEN

Aug 20, 2005 01:51

Replicators suck. You don't even get to kill the meat yourself. BAH.

I am a small green chef. WITH KNIVES. OH YES THE KNIVES. THE LOVELY STABBITY KNIVES!

I love everyone. Preferably in a mornay sauce.

The Killer Chef's Cheeseburger Soup

1 pound freshly slaughtered and ground dragon, Disaster Eye, or long pig flesh (you may substitute cow or ( Read more... )

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_maria_traydor_ August 20 2005, 07:47:16 UTC

...Who the fuck let you on this ship? Whatever, If your'e going to use that recipe any time soon you can kill Crosell for the pound of "freshly slaughtered and ground dragon"

teh_killer_chef August 20 2005, 08:48:29 UTC

Blame Fayt. He gave me the knife.

_clair_lasbard August 20 2005, 08:09:23 UTC

SO NOW WE HAVE A MURDERING MADMAN THAT WANTS TO EAT US TO ADD TO THIS SHIP OF SIDESHOW FREAKS?

Oh Nel. I think I would very much appreciate one some of your pills right now.

Though I agree with Maria, Crosell would make for lovely dragon meat.

teh_killer_chef August 20 2005, 08:50:07 UTC

No, no, no. I would never eat you. unless we run out of fresh meat ahem

Crosell would feed us for many, many years, but I think I would need some help with the butchering.

_clair_lasbard August 20 2005, 16:56:16 UTC

Good to know. I'll have to make sure we don't... -_-

He certainly would. I betcha Albel would help out.