i am jack's sense of sweatpants erection

NYC(Subway/7$ One Day Fun Pass) + Sac(1 assey shmir) + Rya(1 Assey Shmir/Puke) + Ass(1 assey Jim Beam / 3 L.I. Teas) + Alexisonfire^(pretty gay crowd) = A broken camera (i mean a broken UV lense that cost 5$ i mean 10$ i mean 2$) + 3X(Comfers) * (an awesome fuckin day) + 69

i remember shots without a chaser.

a liter of fucking rum.

haven't updated since wednesday. time for a huge update. well here it is, i hope you all like it.

durka durka

I saw her Saturday and i miss her like i haven't seen her in months..<3cant wait to see you

MATT DAMON

20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.

too much weed. no mas. no bueno.