This icon will never get old.
SO I PROMISED EGGO A PICSPAM.
So today we had a sub for English, and none of us had anything to do except chill with our cruddy laptops.
I decided to be productive and prepare for today's picspam.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK teh-slush PRESENTS, ANDY HURLEY!
or, "How to Avoid Reviewing Russian Literature"
Dramatis Personae:
Andy Hurley
Andy Hurley's Arms
Andy Hurley's Hands
Andy Hurley's Tattoos
Andy Hurley's Hair
Andy Hurley's Tiara
Andy Hurley's Bandmates
Right, let's get this party started.
I'll start the way all picspams begin.
This is Andy Hurley.
He's pretty darling.
<3
Lookit his little faaaace.
Oh but sometimes he can be. Very threatening. As drummers for pop-punk bands tend to be.
A second introduction is required here. Meet Andy Hurley's arms.
They're. Pretty great.
Sometimes Andy is a dorkface. And covered in watermarks.
And other times he is extra dorkfacey. But you don't care, because HIS ARMS ARE VERY DISTRACTING.
...Aaand sometimes he gets lost in department stores.
Other times he is a sensitive artist. You can tell because he's not making eye contact and has hands in his pockets.
Also, meet Andy Hurley's piercing. I probably should've mentioned him earlier.
Sometimes Andy forgets that shirts exist. We do not complain about these times.
JESUS CHRIST.
Also he's in a band, did I mention that. Fall Out Boy, you might have heard of them. So he gets to be in music videos and stuff. Like this one, in which he delivers a fantastic single line.
Sometimes Andy just likes to look artistic and pretty. Also, meet Andy's hands. There are a lot of characters in this cast of pretty.
When I saw the thumbnail of this I thought "Dammit, Pete is just trying to steal the show here, being all shirtless and shit." And then I opened it up and was immediately distracted by HI ANDY'S ARMS.
I kind of wanted to crop off the little caption at the bottom, but it's hilarious, so I won't.
Have I mentioned that Andy Hurley is a vegan anarchist activist amazing person. There's a reason SOME PEOPLE want to marry him.
D'awwww
Double d'awwwww
CAN I GET A "D'AWWWW." seriously andy, sparkles. you. <3
BACK TO THE ARMS.
Oh right, he drums too. I probably should've made that more clear.
It's what makes his arms so nice.
Back to music videos! In which Bill Beckett and a gospel choir sing over zombie Pete Wentz's grave, and also I admit to actually liking a Fall Out Boy song.
Yes, he's doing exactly what you thought he was doing in the previous cap!
Oh dear, carousing around in hot tubs, Andy? That's going to get you in the tabloids--
WHOOPS.
It's okay Andy, you don't need socks to seduce us with your adorable.
In which Andy pretends to be Lady Gaga Yusuke Urameshi a fierce gunslinger.
OH WAIT, HE ALREADY IS.
get it, because you can also refer to arms as guns
in my head I'm a lot funnier
How so cute, Andy.
Seriously, I want to squish him.
And other times I want to LAUGH AT HIS STUPID FACE. <3
Obligatory princess picture. Seriously how many tiaras are circulating through Decaydance.
Dorks! Dorks with nice hands!
Did I mention his arms!
HE IS AN ANGRY REBEL, YOU GUYS.
A VERY, VERY ANGRY REBEL. is that a gap in his teeth, fffffff I'm not sure if this makes him more adorable or adds to the STARVING ARTIST look. how about both!
In which Pete tries to join Harold Hill's band, because the band he already has is full of dorkfaces. Also, how cute is Patrick here.
Also also, ARMS.
Sometimes Andy's hair looks like a teenage girl with an angry straightening iron decided to kidnap him for a week. And then let him shower. Or something. Can I pretend I'm high on cold medicine again?
...Aaaand other times his hair is so terrified of his badassery it starts to run away in fear.
And other times it looks like a spaniel. Oh, Andy.
How does their lead singer get away with hiding behind the drummer, anyway
Matching glasses! How adorable can you get.
even if sometimes I want to trim andy's beard. seriously that thing grows
beards grow!
Aaand other times he chops off the beard and we get this weird little mustache-thing instead. Pete is fail at distracting from this.
BATTLE OF THE ARMS.
DISQUALIFICATION FOR ANYONE IN A V-NECK.
A HAIR CHALLENGER APPEARS. Look how classy Patrick looks next to these hairy freakfaces.
IT'S HARD TO LOOK BADASS WITH JUST A PAIR OF DRUMSTICKS AND NO DRUMS.
Suits!
They are so garage band sometimes. Hanging out in a basement/living room, pounding on a drum pad, doing...whatever the hell Patrick is doing. And having done to him.
And other times they are most definitely not in a garage. Usually you wear shirts in your garage.
And sometimes you choose to ignore the fact that they play music because there are a lot of other things his arms can do.
You can fill that part in however you want.
Andy would like to kiss you goodbye, but this doll should do as a substitute.
SO HOW MUCH OF MY SOULDEBT HAVE I PAID BACK.
So today we had a sub for English, and none of us had anything to do except chill with our cruddy laptops.
I decided to be productive and prepare for today's picspam.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK teh-slush PRESENTS, ANDY HURLEY!
or, "How to Avoid Reviewing Russian Literature"
Dramatis Personae:
Andy Hurley
Andy Hurley's Arms
Andy Hurley's Hands
Andy Hurley's Tattoos
Andy Hurley's Hair
Andy Hurley's Tiara
Andy Hurley's Bandmates
Right, let's get this party started.
I'll start the way all picspams begin.
This is Andy Hurley.
He's pretty darling.
<3
Lookit his little faaaace.
Oh but sometimes he can be. Very threatening. As drummers for pop-punk bands tend to be.
A second introduction is required here. Meet Andy Hurley's arms.
They're. Pretty great.
Sometimes Andy is a dorkface. And covered in watermarks.
And other times he is extra dorkfacey. But you don't care, because HIS ARMS ARE VERY DISTRACTING.
...Aaand sometimes he gets lost in department stores.
Other times he is a sensitive artist. You can tell because he's not making eye contact and has hands in his pockets.
Also, meet Andy Hurley's piercing. I probably should've mentioned him earlier.
Sometimes Andy forgets that shirts exist. We do not complain about these times.
JESUS CHRIST.
Also he's in a band, did I mention that. Fall Out Boy, you might have heard of them. So he gets to be in music videos and stuff. Like this one, in which he delivers a fantastic single line.
Sometimes Andy just likes to look artistic and pretty. Also, meet Andy's hands. There are a lot of characters in this cast of pretty.
When I saw the thumbnail of this I thought "Dammit, Pete is just trying to steal the show here, being all shirtless and shit." And then I opened it up and was immediately distracted by HI ANDY'S ARMS.
I kind of wanted to crop off the little caption at the bottom, but it's hilarious, so I won't.
Have I mentioned that Andy Hurley is a vegan anarchist activist amazing person. There's a reason SOME PEOPLE want to marry him.
D'awwww
Double d'awwwww
CAN I GET A "D'AWWWW." seriously andy, sparkles. you. <3
BACK TO THE ARMS.
Oh right, he drums too. I probably should've made that more clear.
It's what makes his arms so nice.
Back to music videos! In which Bill Beckett and a gospel choir sing over zombie Pete Wentz's grave, and also I admit to actually liking a Fall Out Boy song.
Yes, he's doing exactly what you thought he was doing in the previous cap!
Oh dear, carousing around in hot tubs, Andy? That's going to get you in the tabloids--
WHOOPS.
It's okay Andy, you don't need socks to seduce us with your adorable.
In which Andy pretends to be Lady Gaga Yusuke Urameshi a fierce gunslinger.
OH WAIT, HE ALREADY IS.
get it, because you can also refer to arms as guns
in my head I'm a lot funnier
How so cute, Andy.
Seriously, I want to squish him.
And other times I want to LAUGH AT HIS STUPID FACE. <3
Obligatory princess picture. Seriously how many tiaras are circulating through Decaydance.
Dorks! Dorks with nice hands!
Did I mention his arms!
HE IS AN ANGRY REBEL, YOU GUYS.
A VERY, VERY ANGRY REBEL. is that a gap in his teeth, fffffff I'm not sure if this makes him more adorable or adds to the STARVING ARTIST look. how about both!
In which Pete tries to join Harold Hill's band, because the band he already has is full of dorkfaces. Also, how cute is Patrick here.
Also also, ARMS.
Sometimes Andy's hair looks like a teenage girl with an angry straightening iron decided to kidnap him for a week. And then let him shower. Or something. Can I pretend I'm high on cold medicine again?
...Aaaand other times his hair is so terrified of his badassery it starts to run away in fear.
And other times it looks like a spaniel. Oh, Andy.
How does their lead singer get away with hiding behind the drummer, anyway
Matching glasses! How adorable can you get.
even if sometimes I want to trim andy's beard. seriously that thing grows
beards grow!
Aaand other times he chops off the beard and we get this weird little mustache-thing instead. Pete is fail at distracting from this.
BATTLE OF THE ARMS.
DISQUALIFICATION FOR ANYONE IN A V-NECK.
A HAIR CHALLENGER APPEARS. Look how classy Patrick looks next to these hairy freakfaces.
IT'S HARD TO LOOK BADASS WITH JUST A PAIR OF DRUMSTICKS AND NO DRUMS.
Suits!
They are so garage band sometimes. Hanging out in a basement/living room, pounding on a drum pad, doing...whatever the hell Patrick is doing. And having done to him.
And other times they are most definitely not in a garage. Usually you wear shirts in your garage.
And sometimes you choose to ignore the fact that they play music because there are a lot of other things his arms can do.
You can fill that part in however you want.
Andy would like to kiss you goodbye, but this doll should do as a substitute.
SO HOW MUCH OF MY SOULDEBT HAVE I PAID BACK.