BIRTHDAY PICSPAM FOR MY DEAREST DARLING BRAINTWIN.
LADIES AND MANCHILDREN, REAL BOYS AND GIRLS, PRETTY LESBIANS AND MOUNTAIN MEN ALIKE
MAY I PRESENT, IN HONOR OF 1st_eggokage'S NINETEENTH BIRTHDAY:
GIRLS. AND LOTS OF PICTURES OF THEM.
We begin with this lovely, lovely lady.
HI LYN-Z HI.
Why I'm just super, how about you!
This picspam is huge so I'm probably not going to post witty commentary on every single picture.
Especially since my only comments on some of these pictures are just "lskfjd GUH"
Surprise Jimmy from above!
Bandannas! Bandannas are a theme with MCR wives, as we will see later.
Again, sdlfkj GUH LYN-Z.
Awww look at the little married lesbians.
lol HI CREEPER FRANK, WAY TO ADD TO THE LESBIAN QUOTIENT.
She is such a sweetie, I don't even.
A sweetie with sex hair.
A sweetie who is allergic to standing. MUCH LIKE HALF OF BANDOM.
But she will not be brought down by her allergies! She smiles through her pain!
sldkf baby bump! <3333
no seriously oh my god, lyn-z you and your legs will be the death of my straight.
Oh who am I kidding, my straight died with Vicky-T.
SILLY SHIRTS, MY FAVORITE PART OF BANDOM.
Lyn-Z approves of other hot girls!
Hi, Lyn-Z's legs, nice to see you again.
Her adorable little lips, I don't even.
Surprise Kitty!
/squishes
HI-YO, I'M PETER PAN!
STRUT, BABY.
You wanted pictures of Lyn-Z making adorable stupid faces? But of course!
Stupid faces and sex hair and bassleaning? Naturally!
Jimmy taking on stupid face duty? 'türlich!
Solidifying my girlcrush? OH WAIT THAT'S ALL OF THESE PICTURES.
She's the queen of everything, you guys.
HER FACE, I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
Bandom has basically given me an arm kink. Also a girl kink.
GOOD FOR YOU, LYN-Z. FIGHT THE MAN.
And this is the part of the picspam where we all go HOLY SHIT LYN-Z.
HOLY SHIT LYN-Z.
HOLY SHIT LYN-Z.
Ahahaha what is this even.
Some bonus bondage!
Next: GRETA SALPETER.
Also on my list of hotties who make stupid faces!
She is made of class, you guys.
Class and pearls.
Class and chairs!
Class and boobs! I mean what.
Class and MUSICAL TALENT.
Class and Macbooks?
Okay forget class, she is a darling dorkface.
Aaaand back to class again.
Musical genius OTP! <33333
Of course, no ladyparts picspam is complete without certain keytarists.
Helloooo Victoria.
And how are you doing today, sweetheart.
YEAH REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY WHEN I SAID I WAS 100% HETEROSEXUAL, NO EXCEPTIONS?
AHAHAHA.
THOSE DAYS WENT AWAY FAST.
Not my fault she's a sexy bitch.
Even koalas want her!
She plays with cameras, you guys! I almost typed vampires, what, no, the MCR spams are later, self.
Two hot girls in one picture!
She's a sensitive artist, guys.
Just like Patrick.
ghsjdkfjk brb, bunk.
Ahahaha for some reason Photobucket wouldn't let me upload this, so I had to go to Tinypic. Clearly it was JUST TOO AWESOME FOR PB TO HANDLE.
Next, the ticking time bomb herself!
HI JAMIA <3
Jamia is bored of this picspam already? I'll have to step it up.
Oh come on, don't glare at me like that :c
There, cake! Cake makes everything better!
Your husband makes everything better too!
Lookit theeeem. Cutest lesbian couple ever <3
SOME OF THESE PICTURES I HAVE TO DO A DOUBLE-TAKE, LIKE, "WHAT'S JAMIA EVEN DOING--OH WAIT THAT'S FRANK."
sdlfkjsld their squishy little in love faces, I just. /hands
Girlfriends!
WORDS, THERE ARE NONE. FRANK IERO YOU ARE SO LUCKY.
omnomnomnom jamia
Bandannas!
So hardcore! Also ahaha those are the glasses Frankie has a habit of STEALING.
You know you're in bandom when you get caught in pictures wearing a tiara. Trufax.
Back on the topic of Waywives...
HI ALICIA DARLING.
HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR SCENE KID FACE DOING TODAY.
...lololol this picture? It. It really looks like one of my friends from school. Whose name was ALEX. I SHOULD NOT FIND THIS SO HILARIOUS.
Hats! How much do I love hats!
ALICIA KNOWS HER HUSBAND'S TURN-ONS.
Such a scene kid, omg.
Except then she looks slightly classy! It confuses me.
~Artistic~
And then back to SCEEEENE
Speaking of people who have had affairs with Mikeyway!
Yes, that is how I segue into ASHLEEBABY. Really I could just drag Six Degrees of Pete's Dick into this entire picspam, but that'd be too easy.
Stupid in love smiles!
Again with the grinning!
Pete you are kind of hilariously unattractive! Ashlee you are a darling!
PETE GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF oh who am I kidding, he can't help it.
Right, back to single shots.
Shots where she isn't being tickled by her husband and gets to just seduce the camera.
And show off her legs.
And have black hair.
And look absolutely darling dear with it.
<333333
And now, girls who dance!
HI KELTIE.
YOU'RE ADORABLE.
ADORABLE AND FLEXIBLE.
AND PHOTOGENIC.
No seriously I want to be her friend, she's such a sweet darling adorable creature.
WHO SOMETIMES DRESSES UP.
And takes ridiculously cute pictures.
And...does things I am not able to describe?
And dances! Lots of the dancing, yes.
And wears things I want to be wearing.
And kisses Beatles.
Oh my god, NEWSBOY CAP, BEATLES SHIRT, YOU AND RYAN ROSS WERE SO MEANT TO BE WHY DID IT HAVE TO END.
WHO WOULD BREAK UP WITH HER.
SERIOUSLY.
SERIOUSLY.
She even has a darling puppy!
/squish
Could she be any presher, agh.
YES, YES SHE COULD.
More girls who dance!
KATIE KAY, HI, MARRY ME?
I sort of developed a GIANT CRUSH on Katie while making this picspam, oh my god.
It's not my fault she knows how to bellydance.
And wears hats, you guys know about my thing for hats.
See? Hats!
And more hats!
And hot arms, just for my darling braintwin.
You guys, Panic really needs to return to its circus roots now that they don't have their stoner influences around anymore.
Anything to bring back KATIE KAY and Brendon in top hats.
And now, girls who don't have breasts!
Such as Billie William Beckett!
Secret: William and Lyn-Z are sisters.
William got the ugly sweater genes.
And the V-neck genes.
HI BILL'S HIPS, HOW ARE YOU TODAY.
PLEASE, STICK AROUND FOR A WHILE.
No seriously where did he get those hips.
Did he and Spencer Smith just like, go to the hip store together?
I'm just imagining, like, Spencer's all "HEY BILL LET'S GO SHOE SHOPPING" and then they get to the mall and there's this really shady-looking shop in a back alley of a strip mall and William's like "LOOK LOOK THEY SELL HIPS," and Spencer's like "what are you even" and then they come back as new men. Er, ladies.
...I'm going to just refrain from commentating in the form of bad fanfic from now on, how's that sound.
Pictures are more important.
Especially pictures of girls with sexhair.
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, ~WILLIAM BECKETT~ IS SIGNING MY SHOE, I HOPE I CAN GET ~VICTOOORIA~ TO SIGN IT TOO.
You totally read that in Guy Ripley's voice, don't lie.
Oh hey, speaking of the pretty lesbian himself!
HI BABYDOLL.
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I'VE BARELY STARTED ON YOU.
Oh my god, baby.
Baby at his set.
Baby and ANDY HURLEY.
Jesus Christ how did I go without Spencer Smith my whole life.
Girl girl girl girl GIRL.
Oh hey, look!
Lesbian makeouts!
lol HI ZACK, WAY TO BE A GENTLEMAN.
More lesbians in love!
Lesbians in leather!
Lesbians with SMILES THAT MAKE UNICORNS CRY WITH JOY.
On the opposite end of the unicorn spectrum--
RYAN ROSS, THE ONLY FEMALE NEWSIE.
Also possibly a female Beetlejuice?
No seriously, where is all my Newsies fic?
VICTOOOORIA SIGNED THIS This picture is of Ryan Ross in a V-neck. Sorry bb, you don't have any cleavage to show.
No seriously, when I saw this picture I was like "Who's this chick and why is she in a Ryan Ross spam if I can't see Ryan Ross--OH WAIT."
His fucking girl lips, I can't even.
GIRL. LIPS.
NEED I SAY MORE.
There is something ridiculously funny about this picture. Possibly the fact that the guy is just like "OH, SHIT, WHERE ARE THE BOOBS."
Ryan Ross: Ass Inspector.
Ryan Ross: TINY BABY GIRL.
SO TEENY TINY.
AGH HE'S SO ILLEGAL AAAAAGH.
It gets to the point where like, Ryan Ross is perfectly straight, you guys! Girls hitting on guys, that's entirely heterosexual!
Aaaand then he joins the lesbian club.
These two are the leaders of the lesbian club.
They do lesbian things like have catfights.
And wear V-necks and pink.
And take Myspace mirror shots.
And--Okay this is getting to be less lesbian and more RYAN ROSS AND HIS BIRD FETISH.
...lol hi what are you doing here, Ryan's Ass.
Ryan tries to prevent Brendon from entering the lesbian club.
Aaaaand ROSEVEST.
No seriously, you can't just have a Ryro spam without lots of ~ROSEVEST~
...Okay this is less Ryan-Ross-is-a-girl and more I-really-wanted-to-post-this-picture-of-Ryro-with-a-banjo.
RIGHT, BACK TO WAYS.
Gerard, getting ready for another day of being Gerard.
Once he's all prettied up, it's time to go out into the world and look FABULOUS.
The prettiest girl in the weirdest lighting!
Now with sexhair!
Now a lesbian!
...I swear he stole that from his brother.
Okay, here's the thing. I have a lot of pictures of Frank/Gerard, and a lot of Frank, but not a lot of Gerard by himself because HE LOVES HIS BAND. So this is going to become the Frank/Gerard section.
I mean, come on, they're practically a single unit anyway.
They're kind of my favorite lesbian couple.
Even when Gee is blonde and loses his proper lesbianity. I'm pretending that's a word because it is awesome.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A FRANK/GERARD POST WITHOUT THIS PICTURE? NOT AT ALL!
Again, you are not really in bandom unless you have worn a tiara at least once.
Right, Frank?
Oh come on, I was just kidding.
You don't have to silence a picture of yourself just to make a point.
Yes, show off your mouth a bit more, that works.
Please continue!
Frank, unlike Gerard, never really stops being a lesbian.
Who is about to engage in hardcore lesbian sex with his guitar.
Frank, your face. Bob, YOUR FACE. /hearts
Awwww, lesbians in love.
Eggo I know you want to write the one where Ryan Ross is a schoolgirl, but these two as Catholic schoolgirls in love is still amazing.
And finally, a lady skunk.
NOW TO TOP OFF THIS TORRENT OF VAGINAS, MAY I PRESENT:
THIS...CREATURE.
Also known as Sir Mikey Fuckin Way, Esq. In a disintegrating Anthrax shirt.
Who is secretly a unicorn.
And likes animals even if they are not unicorns.
Man I really wish I had gone and looked harder to find his glasses. Oh well, I like my blue ones.
No seriously HOW OLD IS THAT SHIRT.
Mikey Way: Babydyke scene kid.
Mikey Way: Crazy cat lady.
Crazy cat scene kid babydyke in love.
sdlkfj /hands
Aaaand sometimes he thinks he is Patrick Stump?
And now, the big finale:
THE ESTROGEN BRIGADE.
...ahahaha so much for not making silly commentary on everything.
We hope you have enjoyed this program, and wish you a pleasant, booby-filled day.
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.
MAY I PRESENT, IN HONOR OF 1st_eggokage'S NINETEENTH BIRTHDAY:
GIRLS. AND LOTS OF PICTURES OF THEM.
We begin with this lovely, lovely lady.
HI LYN-Z HI.
Why I'm just super, how about you!
This picspam is huge so I'm probably not going to post witty commentary on every single picture.
Especially since my only comments on some of these pictures are just "lskfjd GUH"
Surprise Jimmy from above!
Bandannas! Bandannas are a theme with MCR wives, as we will see later.
Again, sdlfkj GUH LYN-Z.
Awww look at the little married lesbians.
lol HI CREEPER FRANK, WAY TO ADD TO THE LESBIAN QUOTIENT.
She is such a sweetie, I don't even.
A sweetie with sex hair.
A sweetie who is allergic to standing. MUCH LIKE HALF OF BANDOM.
But she will not be brought down by her allergies! She smiles through her pain!
sldkf baby bump! <3333
no seriously oh my god, lyn-z you and your legs will be the death of my straight.
Oh who am I kidding, my straight died with Vicky-T.
SILLY SHIRTS, MY FAVORITE PART OF BANDOM.
Lyn-Z approves of other hot girls!
Hi, Lyn-Z's legs, nice to see you again.
Her adorable little lips, I don't even.
Surprise Kitty!
/squishes
HI-YO, I'M PETER PAN!
STRUT, BABY.
You wanted pictures of Lyn-Z making adorable stupid faces? But of course!
Stupid faces and sex hair and bassleaning? Naturally!
Jimmy taking on stupid face duty? 'türlich!
Solidifying my girlcrush? OH WAIT THAT'S ALL OF THESE PICTURES.
She's the queen of everything, you guys.
HER FACE, I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
Bandom has basically given me an arm kink. Also a girl kink.
GOOD FOR YOU, LYN-Z. FIGHT THE MAN.
And this is the part of the picspam where we all go HOLY SHIT LYN-Z.
HOLY SHIT LYN-Z.
HOLY SHIT LYN-Z.
Ahahaha what is this even.
Some bonus bondage!
Next: GRETA SALPETER.
Also on my list of hotties who make stupid faces!
She is made of class, you guys.
Class and pearls.
Class and chairs!
Class and boobs! I mean what.
Class and MUSICAL TALENT.
Class and Macbooks?
Okay forget class, she is a darling dorkface.
Aaaand back to class again.
Musical genius OTP! <33333
Of course, no ladyparts picspam is complete without certain keytarists.
Helloooo Victoria.
And how are you doing today, sweetheart.
YEAH REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY WHEN I SAID I WAS 100% HETEROSEXUAL, NO EXCEPTIONS?
AHAHAHA.
THOSE DAYS WENT AWAY FAST.
Not my fault she's a sexy bitch.
Even koalas want her!
She plays with cameras, you guys! I almost typed vampires, what, no, the MCR spams are later, self.
Two hot girls in one picture!
She's a sensitive artist, guys.
Just like Patrick.
ghsjdkfjk brb, bunk.
Ahahaha for some reason Photobucket wouldn't let me upload this, so I had to go to Tinypic. Clearly it was JUST TOO AWESOME FOR PB TO HANDLE.
Next, the ticking time bomb herself!
HI JAMIA <3
Jamia is bored of this picspam already? I'll have to step it up.
Oh come on, don't glare at me like that :c
There, cake! Cake makes everything better!
Your husband makes everything better too!
Lookit theeeem. Cutest lesbian couple ever <3
SOME OF THESE PICTURES I HAVE TO DO A DOUBLE-TAKE, LIKE, "WHAT'S JAMIA EVEN DOING--OH WAIT THAT'S FRANK."
sdlfkjsld their squishy little in love faces, I just. /hands
Girlfriends!
WORDS, THERE ARE NONE. FRANK IERO YOU ARE SO LUCKY.
omnomnomnom jamia
Bandannas!
So hardcore! Also ahaha those are the glasses Frankie has a habit of STEALING.
You know you're in bandom when you get caught in pictures wearing a tiara. Trufax.
Back on the topic of Waywives...
HI ALICIA DARLING.
HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR SCENE KID FACE DOING TODAY.
...lololol this picture? It. It really looks like one of my friends from school. Whose name was ALEX. I SHOULD NOT FIND THIS SO HILARIOUS.
Hats! How much do I love hats!
ALICIA KNOWS HER HUSBAND'S TURN-ONS.
Such a scene kid, omg.
Except then she looks slightly classy! It confuses me.
~Artistic~
And then back to SCEEEENE
Speaking of people who have had affairs with Mikeyway!
Yes, that is how I segue into ASHLEEBABY. Really I could just drag Six Degrees of Pete's Dick into this entire picspam, but that'd be too easy.
Stupid in love smiles!
Again with the grinning!
Pete you are kind of hilariously unattractive! Ashlee you are a darling!
PETE GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF oh who am I kidding, he can't help it.
Right, back to single shots.
Shots where she isn't being tickled by her husband and gets to just seduce the camera.
And show off her legs.
And have black hair.
And look absolutely darling dear with it.
<333333
And now, girls who dance!
HI KELTIE.
YOU'RE ADORABLE.
ADORABLE AND FLEXIBLE.
AND PHOTOGENIC.
No seriously I want to be her friend, she's such a sweet darling adorable creature.
WHO SOMETIMES DRESSES UP.
And takes ridiculously cute pictures.
And...does things I am not able to describe?
And dances! Lots of the dancing, yes.
And wears things I want to be wearing.
And kisses Beatles.
Oh my god, NEWSBOY CAP, BEATLES SHIRT, YOU AND RYAN ROSS WERE SO MEANT TO BE WHY DID IT HAVE TO END.
WHO WOULD BREAK UP WITH HER.
SERIOUSLY.
SERIOUSLY.
She even has a darling puppy!
/squish
Could she be any presher, agh.
YES, YES SHE COULD.
More girls who dance!
KATIE KAY, HI, MARRY ME?
I sort of developed a GIANT CRUSH on Katie while making this picspam, oh my god.
It's not my fault she knows how to bellydance.
And wears hats, you guys know about my thing for hats.
See? Hats!
And more hats!
And hot arms, just for my darling braintwin.
You guys, Panic really needs to return to its circus roots now that they don't have their stoner influences around anymore.
Anything to bring back KATIE KAY and Brendon in top hats.
And now, girls who don't have breasts!
Such as Billie William Beckett!
Secret: William and Lyn-Z are sisters.
William got the ugly sweater genes.
And the V-neck genes.
HI BILL'S HIPS, HOW ARE YOU TODAY.
PLEASE, STICK AROUND FOR A WHILE.
No seriously where did he get those hips.
Did he and Spencer Smith just like, go to the hip store together?
I'm just imagining, like, Spencer's all "HEY BILL LET'S GO SHOE SHOPPING" and then they get to the mall and there's this really shady-looking shop in a back alley of a strip mall and William's like "LOOK LOOK THEY SELL HIPS," and Spencer's like "what are you even" and then they come back as new men. Er, ladies.
...I'm going to just refrain from commentating in the form of bad fanfic from now on, how's that sound.
Pictures are more important.
Especially pictures of girls with sexhair.
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, ~WILLIAM BECKETT~ IS SIGNING MY SHOE, I HOPE I CAN GET ~VICTOOORIA~ TO SIGN IT TOO.
You totally read that in Guy Ripley's voice, don't lie.
Oh hey, speaking of the pretty lesbian himself!
HI BABYDOLL.
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I'VE BARELY STARTED ON YOU.
Oh my god, baby.
Baby at his set.
Baby and ANDY HURLEY.
Jesus Christ how did I go without Spencer Smith my whole life.
Girl girl girl girl GIRL.
Oh hey, look!
Lesbian makeouts!
lol HI ZACK, WAY TO BE A GENTLEMAN.
More lesbians in love!
Lesbians in leather!
Lesbians with SMILES THAT MAKE UNICORNS CRY WITH JOY.
On the opposite end of the unicorn spectrum--
RYAN ROSS, THE ONLY FEMALE NEWSIE.
Also possibly a female Beetlejuice?
No seriously, where is all my Newsies fic?
VICTOOOORIA SIGNED THIS This picture is of Ryan Ross in a V-neck. Sorry bb, you don't have any cleavage to show.
No seriously, when I saw this picture I was like "Who's this chick and why is she in a Ryan Ross spam if I can't see Ryan Ross--OH WAIT."
His fucking girl lips, I can't even.
GIRL. LIPS.
NEED I SAY MORE.
There is something ridiculously funny about this picture. Possibly the fact that the guy is just like "OH, SHIT, WHERE ARE THE BOOBS."
Ryan Ross: Ass Inspector.
Ryan Ross: TINY BABY GIRL.
SO TEENY TINY.
AGH HE'S SO ILLEGAL AAAAAGH.
It gets to the point where like, Ryan Ross is perfectly straight, you guys! Girls hitting on guys, that's entirely heterosexual!
Aaaand then he joins the lesbian club.
These two are the leaders of the lesbian club.
They do lesbian things like have catfights.
And wear V-necks and pink.
And take Myspace mirror shots.
And--Okay this is getting to be less lesbian and more RYAN ROSS AND HIS BIRD FETISH.
...lol hi what are you doing here, Ryan's Ass.
Ryan tries to prevent Brendon from entering the lesbian club.
Aaaaand ROSEVEST.
No seriously, you can't just have a Ryro spam without lots of ~ROSEVEST~
...Okay this is less Ryan-Ross-is-a-girl and more I-really-wanted-to-post-this-picture-of-Ryro-with-a-banjo.
RIGHT, BACK TO WAYS.
Gerard, getting ready for another day of being Gerard.
Once he's all prettied up, it's time to go out into the world and look FABULOUS.
The prettiest girl in the weirdest lighting!
Now with sexhair!
Now a lesbian!
...I swear he stole that from his brother.
Okay, here's the thing. I have a lot of pictures of Frank/Gerard, and a lot of Frank, but not a lot of Gerard by himself because HE LOVES HIS BAND. So this is going to become the Frank/Gerard section.
I mean, come on, they're practically a single unit anyway.
They're kind of my favorite lesbian couple.
Even when Gee is blonde and loses his proper lesbianity. I'm pretending that's a word because it is awesome.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A FRANK/GERARD POST WITHOUT THIS PICTURE? NOT AT ALL!
Again, you are not really in bandom unless you have worn a tiara at least once.
Right, Frank?
Oh come on, I was just kidding.
You don't have to silence a picture of yourself just to make a point.
Yes, show off your mouth a bit more, that works.
Please continue!
Frank, unlike Gerard, never really stops being a lesbian.
Who is about to engage in hardcore lesbian sex with his guitar.
Frank, your face. Bob, YOUR FACE. /hearts
Awwww, lesbians in love.
Eggo I know you want to write the one where Ryan Ross is a schoolgirl, but these two as Catholic schoolgirls in love is still amazing.
And finally, a lady skunk.
NOW TO TOP OFF THIS TORRENT OF VAGINAS, MAY I PRESENT:
THIS...CREATURE.
Also known as Sir Mikey Fuckin Way, Esq. In a disintegrating Anthrax shirt.
Who is secretly a unicorn.
And likes animals even if they are not unicorns.
Man I really wish I had gone and looked harder to find his glasses. Oh well, I like my blue ones.
No seriously HOW OLD IS THAT SHIRT.
Mikey Way: Babydyke scene kid.
Mikey Way: Crazy cat lady.
Crazy cat scene kid babydyke in love.
sdlkfj /hands
Aaaand sometimes he thinks he is Patrick Stump?
And now, the big finale:
THE ESTROGEN BRIGADE.
...ahahaha so much for not making silly commentary on everything.
We hope you have enjoyed this program, and wish you a pleasant, booby-filled day.
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.