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teh_slush

AURAL SEX JOKES GO HERE

Oct 26, 2010 02:26

HI SO BECAUSE REILI DOESN'T WANT ME TO FINISH WRITING ABOUT TINY FRANK AND TINY CROSSDRESSING GERARD, I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A POST TO COMBAT HER RECENT ONE ABOUT WRITING ON THE BODY AND WHY IT IS HOT ( Read more... )

ahahaha, slush is a creeper, i don't need a kinky sex tag, someone shut me up, so many videos, music is my soul soul

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perpl3xity October 28 2010, 04:21:30 UTC

I think somewhere in the internet past you mentioned Matt Bellamy's vocal cords being small, to produce his high range. Well.

My friend has this condition where there's an extra muscle in his larynx that allows him to do normal baritone, tenor, falsetto, then ridiculously high notes past that. He can reach like C above high F or some shit, I don't exactly remember. Big black guy, sings higher than I can. I think Matt Bellamy might have the same condition. Maybe? Just throwing that out there.

teh_slush October 28 2010, 04:24:22 UTC

Whoa. That's pretty neato. I want to hear this guy sing.

But yeah I dunno, I just keep hearing that he has physically small vocal cords but no information beyond that. It could be the same thing though, that'd be pretty interesting.

perpl3xity October 28 2010, 04:32:46 UTC

Also.

ANTHONY HEAD DID SWEET TRANSVESTITE.

Yet again my world has shifted to suit the image of ASH.

And this kink?

Legit.

teh_slush October 28 2010, 04:34:56 UTC

I KNOW.

I KNOW.

/flops all over the place

perpl3xity October 28 2010, 04:37:52 UTC

We've moved from flailing to flopping :P

peachfan October 28 2010, 06:35:50 UTC

^ So yeah, that icon was my ears/face listening to all this. Hot damn!

Also, I am 98% sure my fixation with Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks is your doing...it might have been Eggo, but I think it was you. Just God, I get so weak for note changes like that, they're all over the place. Something about the way Brendon sings "Take it a day at a time"......extra underwear is necessary. *__*

teh_slush October 28 2010, 06:38:33 UTC

WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN LIKE NAILS FOR BREAKFAST.

Okay that's a lie it's not bad, I just don't listen to it.

But yeah. Brendon's voice is something very special. And by special I mean "I WOULD LIKE TO FUCK THIS MAN'S THROAT. METAPHORICALLY. AND MAYBE LITERALLY TOO BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY."

peachfan October 28 2010, 07:14:43 UTC

OH LOL. SELECTIVE MEMORY AT IT'S FINEST. IT MUST'VE BEEN EGGO THEN.

For some reason I can't hep but think if his voice could be an actual person, it would have epic adventures at night while Brendon slept. Think of the chaos...

teh_slush October 28 2010, 07:16:49 UTC

...I. I kind of want to write this. Brendon's voice and Patrick's voice and Greta's voice all gallivanting around during the night.

This does not make the slightest bit of sense.

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maevele November 15 2010, 16:31:11 UTC

Another reason I am glad I found your lj. I have been a voice perv for like ever. I was the monarch of rewinding a tape over and over to hear a singer do one awesome phrase. and yes, I said TAPES. I am oldschool.

teh_slush November 15 2010, 16:46:52 UTC

My LJ is the most ridiculous thing, I'm glad you've found amusement in it.

But yeah omg, voicekink is the best kink. I'm pretty sure I have admitted to wanting to fuck Greta Salpeter's voice over a piano more than once. Because I want people's voices personified a lot more than normal people.

maevele November 15 2010, 16:59:46 UTC

I kept seeing someone longer than I should have because they could sing like bowie. And I have an ongoing relationship with maynard keenan's voice.

teh_slush November 15 2010, 17:03:51 UTC

I've basically told myself that I wouldn't date anyone unless they had a good voice. And was open to phone sex. Hell, I want to be in one of those cheesy romance novels where the woman falls in love with a radio DJ.