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[teh_slush]

...Hi so I'm supposed to be reading Pinocchio but apparently there's this meme virus going around and I caught it. Cough. Hack.

I'm on a "writing ridiculous things" kick today anyway. There may or may not be a drabblepost in the future.

In the meantime,

Hit me up with some one-sentence-fic meme prompts (fandom + pairing + ______).

I can't

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[1st_eggokage]

~ bandom + cobras + con men AU
~ bandom + spencer/brendon + get down and do what you've been told
~ bandom + jack/alex + hot like mexico, rejoice
~ bandom + ryan/jon + a little less touch me (songbird AU)

WILL ADD MORE LATERS.

[teh_slush]

~ bandom + cobras + con men AU

It's always hard for everyone to concentrate during a job, between Suarez and Ryland's best friend banter, Gabe's attempts at smooth-talking everyone just to prove he can, Nate's quiet commentary on what's currently going wrong, and Victoria's accents, all bouncing around in each other's comms until it's like they all share the same, talkative brain.

[1st_eggokage]

ksldfjsadlkfajs COBRASSSSS. omg vicky-t as sophie i think my panties just caught fire.

[teh_slush]

~ bandom + spencer/brendon + get down and do what you've been told

"Brendon," Spencer sighs, the fourth time Brendon pipes up to ask what Spencer's going to do next, after Spencer told him specifically not to talk once he had the blindfold on, "You realize this whole Dom/sub thing isn't going to work unless you actually submit, right?"

lolol this is probably really difficult and i am probably really mean

[madcap_shiny]

~ bandom (tinies); gabe/bilvy/vicky; i don't give a damn about my bad reputation

:D :D :D

Re: lolol this is probably really difficult and i am probably really mean

[teh_slush]

"You guys are sissies," Vicky-T--not Vicky, definitely not Vicky, Gabe got hit in the face the last time he tried to call her that--says, walking over to where Gabe and Billvy were minding their own business discussing dandelions in the grass, to which Gabe replies, "Whatever," and Billvy blows seeds at her.

Re: lolol this is probably really difficult and i am probably really mean

[madcap_shiny]

VICKY T OH MY GOODNESS YOU AND GABE AND BILLVY ARE MY FAVORITES. Bless.

[swiiftly]

bandom + killjoys (anyone!) + covered in ash, covered in glass

(THERE, YOU CAN BRING THE ANGST.)

[teh_slush]

(AW HELLS YEAH)

They find the girl under a pile of rubble while searching a house--abandoned, half-destroyed--for supplies they need after two weeks on the road, but when Gerard lifts up a wood panel to see her, curled up, eyes shut, dust and debris in her wild hair, he knows he's found something a bit more precious than the water and gasoline he was looking for.

(...DAMMIT ONCE AGAIN I FAIL AT ACTUALLY BRINGING THE ANGST)

[1st_eggokage]

BACK FOR MORE.

bandom + tinies (anyone) + this is halloween
bandom + jack/alex + KILLJOYS VERSE.
bandom + jack/alex (tiny au) + pigtail pulling
leverage + fake-incest ot3 + let's go steal a drag ball

[teh_slush]

bandom + tinies (anyone) + this is halloween

Today, Frank's arm is adorned with four zombies, a faded unicorn from yesterday, the Bat Signal, and a jack-o-lantern with birthday candles coming out of the top.

[1st_eggokage]

asdfasdkfahfdgfh PRECIOUS. MY HEART. /flails

[teh_slush]

bandom + jack/alex + KILLJOYS VERSE.

Jack tries to lay down the law, tells Alex in a very firm voice that "No, you are not actually going to run around the desert calling yourself Curvy Blue," but Alex just rolls his eyes, starts painting another penis on the car, and says, "Yeah, whatever, Naked Time."