> Karkat: Bitch your roommate out.teh_slushJuly 5 2011, 23:11:03 UTC
You nurse the tiny ink-stained dent in your forehead and silently pledge the most vengeful vengeance a troll has ever venged. Not as silently, you groan and toss off the covers as you climb out of bed.
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SOLLUX FUCKING CAPTOR.
I AM TRYING TO GIVE MY USED AND ABUSED THINK-PAN A FUCKING REST FROM THE MISERY OF EVERYDAY COLLEGE LIFE.
WHICH IS PRETTY FUCKING DIFFICULT CONSIDERING ALL THE BULLSHIT THAT GOES ON AT THIS SCHOOL.
AND YET YOU STILL MANAGE TO MAKE AN IMPACT ON MY SUFFERING WITH LIMITED RESOURCES AND EFFORT.
I APPLAUD YOU, MISERY-MAKER.
CONGRATULATIONS.
WOULD YOU LIKE A FUCKING MEDAL FOR YOUR TORTUROUS EFFORTS?
you're goiing two be late for cla22, diip2hiit, iit's 9:50.
> Karkat: Run like hell.teh_slushJuly 5 2011, 23:33:34 UTC
You grab your BACKPACK, already equipped with TEXTBOOKS and NOTEBOOKS, and rip a WILD BERRY POP TART out of its packaging so you have something to consume while running like hell.
You proceed to run like hell until you make it to CINE 203, also known as WESTERN FILM AFTER 1945, also known as WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T ANYONE IN THIS CLASS APPRECIATE WILL SMITH'S INCREDIBLE TALENT, NOT EVEN THE PROFESSOR.
You make it on time, but just barely, and there are only two seats left. One is behind your BEST FRIEND, who is fine to talk to normally but in the morning he tends to smell like Faygo and contact high. The other is next to THAT WEIRD BIO MAJOR who keeps sitting next to you in the caf like you have some kind of previously established lunch-eating relationship dating years back.
The decisions you have to make at this stage in your life are incredibly difficult.
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SOLLUX FUCKING CAPTOR.
I AM TRYING TO GIVE MY USED AND ABUSED THINK-PAN A FUCKING REST FROM THE MISERY OF EVERYDAY COLLEGE LIFE.
WHICH IS PRETTY FUCKING DIFFICULT CONSIDERING ALL THE BULLSHIT THAT GOES ON AT THIS SCHOOL.
AND YET YOU STILL MANAGE TO MAKE AN IMPACT ON MY SUFFERING WITH LIMITED RESOURCES AND EFFORT.
I APPLAUD YOU, MISERY-MAKER.
CONGRATULATIONS.
WOULD YOU LIKE A FUCKING MEDAL FOR YOUR TORTUROUS EFFORTS?
you're goiing two be late for cla22, diip2hiit, iit's 9:50.
WHAT.
FUCK.
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You proceed to run like hell until you make it to CINE 203, also known as WESTERN FILM AFTER 1945, also known as WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T ANYONE IN THIS CLASS APPRECIATE WILL SMITH'S INCREDIBLE TALENT, NOT EVEN THE PROFESSOR.
You make it on time, but just barely, and there are only two seats left. One is behind your BEST FRIEND, who is fine to talk to normally but in the morning he tends to smell like Faygo and contact high. The other is next to THAT WEIRD BIO MAJOR who keeps sitting next to you in the caf like you have some kind of previously established lunch-eating relationship dating years back.
The decisions you have to make at this stage in your life are incredibly difficult.
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