He Scares Me So

[teh_smy]

Before I got my fish I has this preconcieved idea that it would be like a decorative item that just took a bit of upkeep. When I first saw him at the pet store he wasn't the prettiest fish there on the shelf and he wasn't very active. I took him because he was kind of ugly and his face reminded me of a pug dog

Comments

[waitingidespair]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[ryokuzai]

You're right: He's out to kill you. Never turn your back on him or it will be the end!! And once you're out of the picture, he'll move on to conquer the whole world!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! RUN AWAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!

....or not....

[teh_smy]

No, if you know my fish, you wouldn't say "or not".

[unknownxtruth]

if i believed in reincarnation i'd say that your fish is like a sneaky teenager reincarnated or something...but i don't...so i have no explanation...or maybe he's possesed! or maybe fish really are intelligent life but they hide it very well and cosmo just really isn't hiding it as well as he should be...hmm

[teh_smy]

I wonder if he has secret outside contacts. *gasp* What if he knows Allie's fish?

[saidhelovedme]

well Allie's fish spent a couple of nights at my house before it was her's and when it was our science project(i wonder if it knows it was used for science?) anyway it met my cat. soo if yours knows allies then they both have a Cat , that doent have the limitations of needing water, on their sides!

[saidhelovedme]

maybe you shouldnt sleep in the same room with fish. and never invite him to bathe with you. maybe he should meet allie's selkraps. then he can understand that he isnt the only fishy being watched and that thats how it is when you are a fishy. although i wouldnt use the word fishy. he may get offended.

[teh_smy]

He's staring at me as I type. . .

[saidhelovedme]

maybe he should live in the laundry room?

[saidhelovedme]

maybe he was lonley and trying to wake you up. MAYBE HE MISSES ME! teh hee