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[teh_sp00ky]

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAD BETTER READ AND COMMENT ON THIS ENTRY

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[blueglorie]

That was...ridiculous.

[teh_sp00ky]

THANKS! That's what I was going for.

[semigrounded]

"A common worry for all men. After your lady friend achieves orgasm, will there be reciprocation? Is there hope for MY orgasm after all is said and done

[teh_sp00ky]

Well, the assignment was to write it in such a way that, like, it would be difficult not to be entirely cryptic. So I just went full-out SUPER CRYPTIC.

That's pretty high above the regular kind of cryptic.

[anonymous]

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MOTHERFUCKER.

[howcanueatthat]

that was me. FUCKHOLE.

[teh_sp00ky]

O RLY I COULDN'T TELL

WAIT YES I COULD

[howcanueatthat]

YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T TELL WITH YOUR HEAD STUCK SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. IF YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO GET IT LIKE A GAY SO OFTEN, MAYBE YOU COULD RIP YOUR THINKER OUT OF THAT SHIT-TINGED ORIFICE AND ACTUALLY USE BOTH OF THEM FOR THEIR INTENDED PURPOSES.

GOSH.

[made_of_ash]

you know. Of all the online journals that i've read, yours is the only one where i actually hear the author's voice when i read it.

it's kind of creepy.

[teh_sp00ky]

That's because I'm awesome and, by proxy, everything I could possibly type is awesome.

AWESOME.