[Mini Series] My Kid Is Gonna Be Famous!
[FIC] My Kid Is Gonna Be Famous! (Prologue)
Title: My Kid Is Gonna Be Famous!
Length: Chaptered (prologue/?) (906 words)
Author: tehah_hero
Beta-ed by: shin9095
Pairings: Yunjae
Rating: PG-13
Genre: fluff, humor, family drama
Warning: mpreg
Disclaimer: i own the plot but the title isn't mine~ xD
Summary: When two famous people get married ~~~etc~~etc~~ im sucks at summary..
The whole nation of South Korea almost got heart attack when Jung Yunho, Korean top eligible prosecutor announced that he would get married, breaking almost all the girls' hearts. But what breaks their hearts more was that he was getting married to a man, a beautiful man in fact.
The beautiful man's name was Kim Jaejoong, the owner of the most successful chained-mall YoJi in Korea and Japan.
And because Korea didn't allow same-sex marriage, Yunho and Jaejoong got married in U.S, gaining much attention from both U.S and Korea's media. It wasn't that shocking when Yunho stroke war against homophobic, he would stand for homosexual's right. Both of them were the top couple in Korea since they had lots of fans. Not all Korean citizens were homophobic, just some of them.. They were now the most search names in Internet.
.........................
It was on their 5th day of honeymoon in Paris after they did sexing up in Bora-Bora Island for one whole week.
"Yunnie.... Yunnie...." Jaejoong shook Yunho's hand in attempt to wake the horny bear.
Yunho groaned into his pillow when Jaejoong shook his hand a couple of times, making his eyes to flutter open.
"What, Joongie baby?" He slurred, sleepiness was still around.
"Pull out, Yunnie.."
"Pull what out, Joongie? I'm so sleepy now.."
"Pull that 10-inches thing of yours out of me before I castrate you, Yunnie." Jaejoong said in dangerous tone which meant yes, he would do it for real! =="
"Why???" Yunho whined.
"I need to use the bathroom now.."
Yunho ignored Jaejoong and pulled him into his arms, making his not-so-little-Yunnie buried deeper in Jaejoong.
Jaejoong moaned.
"I want to throw up, Yunho!" He groaned.
Yunho ignored him and kept on grinding..
And Jaejoong threw up on him..
......................
After showering (one at one time.. not sharing the same bathroom since Jaejoong was still mad and Yunho stank!), both of them headed to the receptionist on their way to the hotel's restaurant to grab their breakfast.
"Hey Miss.. Assigned someone to clean my room and please change the bedsheet.." Yunho told the receptionist with his hand wrapped around Jaejoong's waist, who was looking everywhere but the girl.
The girl smirked and blushed at the same time. (multi-tasking is awesome!)
"Are you on your honeymoon, sir?" She chuckled.
Yunho look bewildered. " Err.. Yes. And please don't look at me like that!" He squinted his eyes to the girl.
The receptionist responded him by a horny giggle, "I understand sir.." while nodding a couple of times.
"Hey!! It's not my fault.." He pointed an accusing finger to Jaejoong. "He threw up on me!!".. He whined to the girl..
Jaejoong facepalmed himself.
.......................
When they were back to Korea, Jaejoong kept on feeling nauseous and occasionally threw up on Yunho while sexing up in their new house. Yunho decided that he was gonna bring Jaejoong for a check-up!
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After the check-ups, Yunho and Jaejoong were waiting in the doctor's room, waiting for the result. (obviously,duhh!)
When the doctor got inside his room with that aweful grin on his face, Jaejoong felt like kicking the doctor to death. (coz he was nervous~)
The day before the check-up, Jaejoong told Yunho that if he was stated with aweful sickness and would dead soon, he would leave JiJi and YoYo with him, and Yunho needed to share his fortune with his 8 sisters, 2 mothers and a father.
'Hope I don't need to leave JiJi and YoYo with him..' he silently prayed.
The grins on the doctor's face was still there, though Jaejoong seriously felt like rubbing that face with his used boxer.. He still waited for the said doctor to tell him and Yunho about the result.
"Congratulations!"
... and then silenced...
*drums roll* The doctor actually made the drums roll's sound with his fingers.. =="
"Can you make it faster, Doc?" Yunho barked! (And I thought Jae was the impatient one~)
The doctor laughed nervously.. "Im sorry.. I used to do that to other patients.."
Yunjae gave him skeptical looks..
"Ok,, ermm *cleared throat* Congratulations! Jaejoong-sshi.. You`re pregnant!"..
*cricket sounds*
"Errr.. I thought we can't used sound-effects?"
"Shut up Doc!" Yunho glared at the doctor..
"Err.. ok.."
"Jaejoong.." Yunho waved his hand in front of Jaejoong's face.
And he collapsed...
"Jae!!"
*sad song was played*
"Shut up Doc! Or I'll kill you now!!"
...................................
It took Yunho almost one whole week to persuade Jaejoong, telling him that he was not a freak with a child in him.. Persuading Jaejoong was never an easy task, when it meant lots and lots of LV, Mulberry, RayBan, Gucci, Chanel, etc..
And keeping up with a pregnant Jaejoong for 9 months wasn't easy either.. Since he needed to face a moody Jaejoong, horny Joongie, bitchy Jae, crybaby Jaejoongie, didn't-make-sense Jaejoong and more of Jaejoong's hidden characters..
But it was all worth it when Yunho got a beautiful healthy baby along with a healthy Joongie.
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A/N: just considered that the receptionist know how to talk in English whatsoever.. This is only a mini-series, means each chapter is kinda short.. >__<" Forget to mention that Yunho n Jaejoong arent saints ya know!XD so they kinda always hv sex even before they r married~ xD Hope I`ll get comments from my readers okie? ^___^ ♥
A/N 2: I got this beta-ed lol xD too many mistakes in the previous version. it makes me feel like an idiot ;~;
Title: My Kid Is Gonna Be Famous!
Length: Chaptered (prologue/?) (906 words)
Author: tehah_hero
Beta-ed by: shin9095
Pairings: Yunjae
Rating: PG-13
Genre: fluff, humor, family drama
Warning: mpreg
Disclaimer: i own the plot but the title isn't mine~ xD
Summary: When two famous people get married ~~~etc~~etc~~ im sucks at summary..
The whole nation of South Korea almost got heart attack when Jung Yunho, Korean top eligible prosecutor announced that he would get married, breaking almost all the girls' hearts. But what breaks their hearts more was that he was getting married to a man, a beautiful man in fact.
The beautiful man's name was Kim Jaejoong, the owner of the most successful chained-mall YoJi in Korea and Japan.
And because Korea didn't allow same-sex marriage, Yunho and Jaejoong got married in U.S, gaining much attention from both U.S and Korea's media. It wasn't that shocking when Yunho stroke war against homophobic, he would stand for homosexual's right. Both of them were the top couple in Korea since they had lots of fans. Not all Korean citizens were homophobic, just some of them.. They were now the most search names in Internet.
.........................
It was on their 5th day of honeymoon in Paris after they did sexing up in Bora-Bora Island for one whole week.
"Yunnie.... Yunnie...." Jaejoong shook Yunho's hand in attempt to wake the horny bear.
Yunho groaned into his pillow when Jaejoong shook his hand a couple of times, making his eyes to flutter open.
"What, Joongie baby?" He slurred, sleepiness was still around.
"Pull out, Yunnie.."
"Pull what out, Joongie? I'm so sleepy now.."
"Pull that 10-inches thing of yours out of me before I castrate you, Yunnie." Jaejoong said in dangerous tone which meant yes, he would do it for real! =="
"Why???" Yunho whined.
"I need to use the bathroom now.."
Yunho ignored Jaejoong and pulled him into his arms, making his not-so-little-Yunnie buried deeper in Jaejoong.
Jaejoong moaned.
"I want to throw up, Yunho!" He groaned.
Yunho ignored him and kept on grinding..
And Jaejoong threw up on him..
......................
After showering (one at one time.. not sharing the same bathroom since Jaejoong was still mad and Yunho stank!), both of them headed to the receptionist on their way to the hotel's restaurant to grab their breakfast.
"Hey Miss.. Assigned someone to clean my room and please change the bedsheet.." Yunho told the receptionist with his hand wrapped around Jaejoong's waist, who was looking everywhere but the girl.
The girl smirked and blushed at the same time. (multi-tasking is awesome!)
"Are you on your honeymoon, sir?" She chuckled.
Yunho look bewildered. " Err.. Yes. And please don't look at me like that!" He squinted his eyes to the girl.
The receptionist responded him by a horny giggle, "I understand sir.." while nodding a couple of times.
"Hey!! It's not my fault.." He pointed an accusing finger to Jaejoong. "He threw up on me!!".. He whined to the girl..
Jaejoong facepalmed himself.
.......................
When they were back to Korea, Jaejoong kept on feeling nauseous and occasionally threw up on Yunho while sexing up in their new house. Yunho decided that he was gonna bring Jaejoong for a check-up!
======
After the check-ups, Yunho and Jaejoong were waiting in the doctor's room, waiting for the result. (obviously,duhh!)
When the doctor got inside his room with that aweful grin on his face, Jaejoong felt like kicking the doctor to death. (coz he was nervous~)
The day before the check-up, Jaejoong told Yunho that if he was stated with aweful sickness and would dead soon, he would leave JiJi and YoYo with him, and Yunho needed to share his fortune with his 8 sisters, 2 mothers and a father.
'Hope I don't need to leave JiJi and YoYo with him..' he silently prayed.
The grins on the doctor's face was still there, though Jaejoong seriously felt like rubbing that face with his used boxer.. He still waited for the said doctor to tell him and Yunho about the result.
"Congratulations!"
... and then silenced...
*drums roll* The doctor actually made the drums roll's sound with his fingers.. =="
"Can you make it faster, Doc?" Yunho barked! (And I thought Jae was the impatient one~)
The doctor laughed nervously.. "Im sorry.. I used to do that to other patients.."
Yunjae gave him skeptical looks..
"Ok,, ermm *cleared throat* Congratulations! Jaejoong-sshi.. You`re pregnant!"..
*cricket sounds*
"Errr.. I thought we can't used sound-effects?"
"Shut up Doc!" Yunho glared at the doctor..
"Err.. ok.."
"Jaejoong.." Yunho waved his hand in front of Jaejoong's face.
And he collapsed...
"Jae!!"
*sad song was played*
"Shut up Doc! Or I'll kill you now!!"
...................................
It took Yunho almost one whole week to persuade Jaejoong, telling him that he was not a freak with a child in him.. Persuading Jaejoong was never an easy task, when it meant lots and lots of LV, Mulberry, RayBan, Gucci, Chanel, etc..
And keeping up with a pregnant Jaejoong for 9 months wasn't easy either.. Since he needed to face a moody Jaejoong, horny Joongie, bitchy Jae, crybaby Jaejoongie, didn't-make-sense Jaejoong and more of Jaejoong's hidden characters..
But it was all worth it when Yunho got a beautiful healthy baby along with a healthy Joongie.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: just considered that the receptionist know how to talk in English whatsoever.. This is only a mini-series, means each chapter is kinda short.. >__<" Forget to mention that Yunho n Jaejoong arent saints ya know!XD so they kinda always hv sex even before they r married~ xD Hope I`ll get comments from my readers okie? ^___^ ♥
A/N 2: I got this beta-ed lol xD too many mistakes in the previous version. it makes me feel like an idiot ;~;