Olive: I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who taught me all of my moves.
Pagent Judge #1: Aw that's sweet, honey. Where's your grandpa? Is he here?
Olive: He's in the trunk of our car.

I was crying it was so funny.

So apparently they're going to start editting cartoons like Tom & Jerry to cut out anything that promotes smoking.
Yahoo ArticleWatching Tom & Jerry when I was a kid must be the reason I smoke (as in, I've only ever smoked 2 cigarretes my entire life ( Read more... )

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Go away you stupid effing cold! It's 90 degrees outside and I'm in here with a freaking runny nose.

So I was catching this seasons Last Comic Standing reruns on Bravo.... wtf.... America picks the not really that funny guy just because he has cerebral palsy. His jokes were subpar next to his competition but America sure ate him up. Maybe it was the fact that the majority of his jokes were about his cerebral palsy. Obviously I must be a heartless ( Read more... )

I'm sick right now :( Saw Dragonforce on Thursday and was sick when I woke up Friday morning. Think it was the gross sweaty shirtless guy who rubbed up against me so that my arm was covered in his sweat (bleh ( Read more... )

So, I've actually started to regularly read lj, again. Don't know if that means I'll start posting more often as I really haven't commented much on anything but I swear I've been reading. Oddly enough, I'd have a lot to talk about if I bothered to post but it's hard to get back in once you fall out of habit.

Superman was really really good. That is all. Yah!

I'm deaf... wEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ( Read more... )

Yep, 4 months in, and here it is ( Read more... )