befor i just say "fuck it, i give up" i should tell you what happenend tonight.

littledrink
show
left
highway
wave to ladiesss
boobies
beachies
drinkies mooore
mickie Dizzles
DD

and now im home and still a bit drunk

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fuck it

i give up

An awkward man.

Put in an awkward situation.

Can really only do one thing.

Whats that you ask?

It's be awkward.

We'll see how I do.

My sister was cooking dinner ( Read more... )

I thought I should tell you all,

I'm gonna live forever.

Or die trying!

YEAH!

Pwn3d
PUNNED

X2~!

[edit] God im corny. [/edit]

my moms making fish..

my dad walked inside and yelled

"stan, turn on the damn fan it smells like a whore house in here."

oh god.

hes right.

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eh, shit.

back to bed again.

:(

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-[qwetupadfghjklzxcvbn]

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