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My head....ooooowwwwww.............

What the fuck-- the room is fucking trashed!! .....And there is an inflatable goat sex doll in the bathroom!!!! Motherfucker!!!!

Oh shit, the chair is embedded in the TV. Fuuuuucccckkk, theyre going to sue us here.

What the fuck happened.......

Edit: So. By reading Shawns latest two entries, everyone knows ( Read more... )

Goddamn, Germany sucks.

And it smells too. Ugh.

But goddamn I miss the food here. And holy shit, the drugs here are dirt cheap!!!!

PARTY AT OUR HOTEL ROOM!!!

Edit Oh ggoooddd im so highh LOLOLOLOLOLOLO XDDDDDDDDDD

(ooc: the comments in this post made me SPIT OUT MY KUNG PAO CHICKEN!!!! XDDDDDDD so fucking funny!!!)

Shawn finally quit that shit job of his and joined me in my venture. I can't stand to see him clean up after those bratty shit kids at that school, so I'm doing him a great service.So I'm going to have him go with me to Germany for business. May be back till Friday ( Read more... )

Will you morons stop talking about thongs?

God...........

Exactly what is this dumb bitch doing in our house, and why is she feeding Shawn turtle soup?

Its bad enough that that damned school made him work while hes sick as he is, and now its okay for strangers to come in here and bother me??

Goddamnit!!!

Fine. im going out for a business meeting anyway.

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I met a new friend today~~!

His name is Vaati, and he loves it when you call him a pansy!!

PANSY!

Goddamn TB.

So I have spent a lot of time with Shawn catching up on movies i have been dying to watch. Recently, my current favorite is Jisatsu saakuru (or Suicide Club) In the beginning of it, fifty-four schoolgirls just up and kill themselves. Fucking hot shit.


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I was coughing up a little blood today....

And i was a little flaccid because of it.

FUCK YOU, OKITA!!!!

(ooc: XDDDDDDDDDDDD i dont know why, but its so funny when Kimblees all crude like this.)

I AM NOT FUCKING SO-- *gets kicked by Shawn*

FINE.

..................I apologize to Okita for trying to kill him and his dumb pigs.

There. I said it.