EIGHTY-NINE

[tehpuck]

[Voice Post | | Curse-Induced]

[Click.]

The thing about Pucks, though, is, besides from being dashingly handsome and well-endowed (of which I am foremost), intelligent and immortal, is that there are no females. All Puck are male, and look rather close to identical.

That raises the question, as it always does, of how new Puck are brought into

Comments

[proudbutterfly]

The answer to all mysteries: Magic~ ♥

[tehpuck]

One of my favorite excuses. My next favorite is the rock-solid alibi of sleeping with someone else, at the time... no pun intended.

[proudbutterfly]

Hmm, hmm.~ Combine them: Magical sleeping around could be the answer you are looking for.

[tehpuck]

I don't need magic to sleep around.

[luthored]

We call this 'karma'.

[tehpuck]

Oh, believe me, the people who make attempts on my life are far more akin to karma than this. This nonsense is more a way of the universe making me want to protect that life less and less.

[luthored]

Don't go suicidal on us now.

[tehpuck]

Oh, like you care. It's really quite depressing; you were an earnestly enjoyable person, the last you were here, and now-- now I've no idea what you've become, or how you've gotten there, and I'm hardly fool enough to ask you. I'd say you've become more like me, with no conscience or morals, but I-

[Some scrambling noises, and then a loud thump as Robin stops the PC's recording by throwing a book at it.]

[cal_sitter]

That's more than enough information, Goodfellow. Thank you.

[tehpuck]

There's a reason I stick around you, and that's it. Though the fact that you look like Ishiah is definitely-

[Crash. Robin kicked the computer off before it could finish that. Have some static, Niko.]

[cal_sitter]

What about me and Ishiah? Not that I care to know. I'm fairly certain I won't approve of a word you might say, particularly since I'll know it for the truth this time.

[tehpuck]

You haven't noticed that you look like him? I think Caliban has. I swear to Zeus, if you picked up on a visual clue before your brother did, the world really has been turned on its head. Next, I'll be giving money to charity, then we'll know everything's gone all to Hades.

[ishiah]

...

[tehpuck]

[ishiah]

I would offer to come over and gag you, if I thought you could ask me without innuendo.

[tehpuck]

I think, if I took you up on it without innuendo, I would just confuse you. Though the thought is appreciated, both with and without innuendo.

[captainshort]

This is what you get for forcing a little Q/A session on me, last curse.

Should you return the favour, I wonder?

[tehpuck]

I think you shouldn't. Remember, revenge is revenge, and out of the two of us, who's escaped the law more times? Who has fewer morals?

[captainshort]

Technically, I can't escape myself. But you're right. I suppose it'd be unfair of me to take advantage of the curse and ask about when you re-entered the City.

[tehpuck]

Yes, I'd really rather not discuss the cult that was trying to-

[Crash!]

Holly!

[Staaatic. He's so mean to that computer.]