White and nerdy
Ripped Weird Al's video off of fdmts :
yes:
1st in my class here at MIT
(No, but I did graduate from Caltech, which I deem sufficient for a yes.)
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
(Clearly.)
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
(Plenty fond of good beer and wine, but nothing that comes in a 40 oz bottle.)
My rims never spin to the contrary
(True.)
Stephen Hawking's in my library
(He used to be; haven't seen him in a long time.)
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
(Well, it ain't bad.)
Yo, I know Pi to a thousand places
(25 off the top of my head. I'll give myself credit for that.)
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
(M turned me onto mayonnaise on sandwiches, e.g. grilled cheese. Yum.)
At Pascal, well, I'm number one
(I was back in HS, and no one's used it since, so I say this counts.)
I do vector calculus just for fun
(Heh. :) )
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
(Bring it on.)
I been browsin' inspectin' X-men comics
(I read a lot of X-Men in the 90s, though I never collected.)
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
(Who doesn't?)
Yo I got myself a fanny pack
(And proud of it. I defy you to find a more functional small storage solution while dayhiking, etc.)
They were havin a sale down at The Gap
(I shop regularly at the Gap. Straight fit jeans and M Tall fitted shirts, and don't think it's nerdy at all.)
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
(Chess and Glee Club, but not AV. Does being president of the Computer Club make up for it?)
no:
Jock skills, I'm a champion of D&D
(I played a lot in HS, but was never a champion.)
All of my action figures are cherry
(No action figures. What does "cherry" mean?)
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
(Did for a year and a half in HS.)
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
(What?)
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
(I'm no EE, and I do not own a soldering gun.)
There's no killer app I haven't run
(I'm a pretty lousy coder now, actually.)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
(Nope.)
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
(I'm not bad, but not an ace.)
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
(I'm a Fortran man, myself. And can't say I haven't thought about learning Klingon, but no.)
The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em
(I almost always have a pen in my pocket, but no protector.)
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
(Just standard keyboards, thank you.)
I edit Wikipedia
(haven't yet)
I memorized the Holy Grail really well
(Never seen a Python movie all the way through... although the ROTFLOL line is my favorite)
I got a business doing websites
(Nope.)
When my friends need some code who do they call?
(Like I said, I'm a lousy coder.)
Even make a homepage for my dog!
(No pets.)
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
(uhh...)
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
(I'm pretty tan and like it that way.)
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
(Picard all the way.)
I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
(Never once.)
Got my name on my underwear!
(What is up with that?)
15/37 = 0.405405...
yes:
1st in my class here at MIT
(No, but I did graduate from Caltech, which I deem sufficient for a yes.)
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
(Clearly.)
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
(Plenty fond of good beer and wine, but nothing that comes in a 40 oz bottle.)
My rims never spin to the contrary
(True.)
Stephen Hawking's in my library
(He used to be; haven't seen him in a long time.)
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
(Well, it ain't bad.)
Yo, I know Pi to a thousand places
(25 off the top of my head. I'll give myself credit for that.)
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
(M turned me onto mayonnaise on sandwiches, e.g. grilled cheese. Yum.)
At Pascal, well, I'm number one
(I was back in HS, and no one's used it since, so I say this counts.)
I do vector calculus just for fun
(Heh. :) )
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
(Bring it on.)
I been browsin' inspectin' X-men comics
(I read a lot of X-Men in the 90s, though I never collected.)
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
(Who doesn't?)
Yo I got myself a fanny pack
(And proud of it. I defy you to find a more functional small storage solution while dayhiking, etc.)
They were havin a sale down at The Gap
(I shop regularly at the Gap. Straight fit jeans and M Tall fitted shirts, and don't think it's nerdy at all.)
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
(Chess and Glee Club, but not AV. Does being president of the Computer Club make up for it?)
no:
Jock skills, I'm a champion of D&D
(I played a lot in HS, but was never a champion.)
All of my action figures are cherry
(No action figures. What does "cherry" mean?)
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
(Did for a year and a half in HS.)
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
(What?)
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
(I'm no EE, and I do not own a soldering gun.)
There's no killer app I haven't run
(I'm a pretty lousy coder now, actually.)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
(Nope.)
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
(I'm not bad, but not an ace.)
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
(I'm a Fortran man, myself. And can't say I haven't thought about learning Klingon, but no.)
The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em
(I almost always have a pen in my pocket, but no protector.)
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
(Just standard keyboards, thank you.)
I edit Wikipedia
(haven't yet)
I memorized the Holy Grail really well
(Never seen a Python movie all the way through... although the ROTFLOL line is my favorite)
I got a business doing websites
(Nope.)
When my friends need some code who do they call?
(Like I said, I'm a lousy coder.)
Even make a homepage for my dog!
(No pets.)
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
(uhh...)
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
(I'm pretty tan and like it that way.)
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
(Picard all the way.)
I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
(Never once.)
Got my name on my underwear!
(What is up with that?)
15/37 = 0.405405...