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UN Staff Expected To Vote 'No Confidence' in Secretary-General Kofi Annan

It's about time.

A Fin-less Dolphin Recieves World's First Artficial Fin Provided By the Bridgestone Tire Company

Greeks Threatening Suit Over the New Alexander Movie Which Portrays Alexandar As a Bisexual

I guess they forgot he was from

Haha, another humerous chat with an elitist asshole who has won his way into both my heart, and my livejournal. This latest convo was started when an ex of mine, from over 8 months ago, decided to IM me asking for a favor, when the last few times we talked he was a total dick. Only a genius would be so unbelievably clever when it came to ( Read more... )

TrickyLikeANinja: hey
AKillerCanadian: hello master shreddar
AKillerCanadian: you know, if you posted pin-ups of yourself in your lj i'd probably comment more
TrickyLikeANinja: would that be before or after you rubbed one out?
AKillerCanadian: right in the middle
AKillerCanadian: before i buffed the banana

Congrats Pete, you've now won at life.

World of Warcraft open beta has begun!

www.worldofwarcraft.com

www.fileplanet.com

Both sites are being hit so hard by web-traffic that they've essentially crashed, but you can still download the open-beta client through www.worldofwarcraft.com, just read the directions on the main page.

This will be one of the best Massive Multiplayer RPGs ever

Well, I just cleaned out my friends list, de-friending people who either no longer matter to me, or I no longer matter to, or both. I got a certain satisfaction out of it... I guess I'm just spiteful.

Oh well.

Well I finally did it. I had sex with three midgets at once. It was amazing... everything I thought it would be ( Read more... )

bzogurl2005: a.s.l?
TrickyLikeANinja: do me a favor
TrickyLikeANinja: don't ever breed
bzogurl2005: lol, k bye weirdo

Ebay is the best place to shop for clothes, hands down.

It's also one month today with Eric. Yay. Heart him to the max.

I haven't been to the library in god knows how long, and thus this update will be a little extensive (and probably broad as well so I don't have to type a shitload and can maintain my reputation for being one lazy mother fucker!) Amen bitches ( Read more... )

I fucking love my cell phone. Love it, love it, love it. To death ( Read more... )