I guess you should look for a Vampire Draco after all....though why bother? You'll have no chance with him if he's "well endowed," so you might as well befriend Harry and live vicariously through their wildgayslash.
Advocate for the "Cock" that goes cocka doodle doodollsofthevallyMarch 16 2005, 18:50:40 UTC
As an advocate for the cock (with feathers and a beak), I do think that the male penis gives the male rooster a bad rep. This Chinese new year should be dubbed the "Year of the Cock" and it should be said proudly with out the giggles and chuckles that usually come with such a bold statement. As an avid "cock" lover, I am against making them fight against each other and strangely torn at the fact that I enjoy to eat them (but most chicken that I eat is processed so much beyond belief that it all ends up not looking like chicken at all). I would not eat chicken if they looked like actual dead chicken...and I get totally creeped out when I see raw chicken meat with pores and stray feathers.
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*takes long drink of coffee*
*goes about his business*
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*takes long drink of tea*
*hmm, is going to ask...no, never mind*
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OMG! When I first read that I almost coughed up a lung, I was laughing sooooo much!
But *ahem, gets off floor and acts serious*
I, too, am totally against having cocks...er...umm...fight against each other. *snorts*
It's cruel and just because they are not sentient beings doesn't mean that they should be made to duke it out. *trying so hard...really I am*
Anyway, I don't think that you want to eat rooster, er, cock, because I think that it would be too tough, no?
Also seeing cock with pores is just so...ugh.
*has to give up. dies laughing*
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