5 Ways to Screw Up a Sexy Car Wash

[telemergion]

Now, just so folks are clear, this was a car wash staffed by a number of bikini-clad young women, not just something I declared was sexy for some other reason. They should have seen this coming.

1. Don't Advertise WellIf you want people to shop up to get their cars washed, you need to have signage or balloons or bikini-clad girls wandering around

Comments

[steeves]

Oh, Tom.

lol

[werebison]

I'd wager that even though they didn't see it coming, they said a few creative things when it was going.

[werebison]

A bit late, but still appropriate I feel.

[telemergion]

Mmmm. Necrophilia.