I gotta PEE OMG

I shot missiles today. WOOT. Have footage.

SKT GO

Haha, I pissed off a bunch of tankers today.. they asked me how long I was in the army and I told them almost a year and a half, and they were looking at my rank.. And then I said that I started as an E-nothing. They were piissseedd. Hahaha. "Reservists get promoted so fast it's not fair" Well maybe if you were squared away you wouldn't have ( Read more... )

Boom shaka shaka.. shaka.

Nothing really to talk about, I suppose! Still alive, hahaha. Don't know how THAT happened.

buuuuuuuuut coming home soon! Going to get my scheme rolling with the guys from the neighborhood. My... slapping-the-shit-out-of-criminals-for-cash scheme.

And by the way, there is an original, working, Pac Man arcade machine being sold on Ebay for 100ish dollars.

If I were you, I'd nab it. Monkey puppet! Only five dollars! shush hon.

This computer is being a grabasstic piece of ..

nevermind, it's gmail.

derrrp!

Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin alive
staying alive

:does the monkey dance:

WOOT IM ON PASS

IN QATAR

THEY HAVE A CHILIS

AND BEDS WITH SHEETS AND BLANKETS

itssocool.

Whew! Yesterday was a bad day.

Hey, do yourself a fucking favor and watch The Dark Crystal, you hippy liberal piece of shit.. your people love those kinds of movies. Just fucking watch it or I'll smoke you.

I recommend The Dark Crystal. It has puppets.

asshole.