I'm going to create a coffee-table game similar to Boggle, except it will just include a bunch of different little semi-deep lines of poetry. You put 'em in a plastic bag, rattle it around a little, and see what poem comes out.

What I'll call it, you ask?

Shake 'n Blake

Wasted worth
Comes carried with defeat
And dressed in
Black they hauled out the meat

For fortune favor can
Play dumb games, planted a ceed
And rusty saints wonder
Their tired lives over the chicken feed

http://www.hulu.com/watch/60862/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-wed-mar-4-2009

So here's my take on the meme people have been doing lately: 15 albums that have really affected me in some massive way. This definitely isn't in order, and I have no idea if it'd make the cut of a final, researched, comprehensive draft, but it's my stab off the top of my head. That would be cool if I just had a giant knife sticking out my head, ( Read more... )

I can't remember if I've said this here before or not, but I'll say it again either way: My favorite place to be on the hype train is near the caboose. It's always a lot more comfortable back there; most of the time, you can even put your feet up and just enjoy. Being at the first-class car in the front is nice and all, you get to enjoy the view ( Read more... )

 The greatest comic ever made:
I'm not sure whether or not it's been altered any.
http://www.superpoop.com/013009/presidential-snowball.jpg

( Tom Waits, you're eternal )

I can't keep feeling sorry for myself. I almost made this post a litany of all the shit I have to do tonight, including predicted timing and ETAs for both tonight and my homework over the weekend ( Read more... )

I actually like Jack Black; much like so many artists, though, I hate his tastes. That's probably why his movies are so very, very rarely good ( Read more... )

 Hey Nick! The Shivers are coming to my town in a month or two. I know you rated them at the top of your year-end list, but are they also a good live performance? It'll be a cheap (if not free) show, but I've got a really crazy schedule, and if they're a sight worth seeing, I can try to clear it to see them.