public entry for all the help I can get

[telepathictouch]

Please tell me what to do about a noisy, pregnant, upstairs neighbor.

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[zpydah]

a carefully placed old skewl roller skate can do wonders

i hear

[eclecticavatar]

I deleted that comment... if you don't know the song, as an outside observer that message could get us all in trouble! *eeep!* sorry!

Honestly, though, have you tried going up there and talking to her about the noise level? That might be a good first step.

[telepathictouch]

It's really just her stomping her fat ass around...what am I going to say, could you tread more softly please?

[tchotchkes]

Yeah, pretty much. Maybe get her a pair of soft house shoes to soften the blow? Oh man- on a completely seperate note, go to the journal of my pal soulsplat. He just posted a relevant piece on Hellraiser, with a funny image I believe he may have created. Pinhead as a McD's associate.

[tchotchkes]

bribe her with cake and pickles...

then again there's always lawsuits.

[damnen]

well... it sounds as though you have a flight of stairs at your disposal...

take advantage of such things.